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kerbiloid

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  1. No, but the Kerbals like the taste of Kraken. Is Kraken better boiled or fried?
  2. Calling 911 to get for your pet pandas.
  3. Gets one shoe of the pair. Inserts a towel.
  4. Using MechJeb is a cheating fuel-eating.
  5. It's a quote from the green website. I had read about the 20 m2 in Russian, and then googled this in English.
  6. Playing Minecraft with music is like walking through the boondocks in headphones. "Pa-rum-pa-pum-pum!..", then suddenly something from behind: "Pshhh... BOOM!!!". Restart in hospital with empty inventory.
  7. After the August 2 paratroopers having bath in city fountains and breaking bottles against their heads. August 6 is btw German Titov's flight day, the first orbital spaceman after the Gagarin's April 12. P.S. Not German Titov, but Russian German Titov. That's why German Titov is written Gherman Titov in wiki, while "gh" means a colloquial South Russian sound instead of hard "g".
  8. What's a failure option for the photonic sail? A backup rocket engine?
  9. Depends on the local provider and used additional software on the same desktop. Some run same good as before. Also some bypass websites have been cured (not to jinx them).
  10. Spacecrafts are made of aluminium. It isn't magnetic. Also everyone needs incredibly strong abs and legs to stick to a vertical surface. Gecco boots and gloves.
  11. Floor 5513: Clicksummer replaces the clickspring, to be replaced by the clickfall in its time.
  12. Everything written by the Grimm Bros was a documentary. You are told that it's a fairy tale to prevent you from going insane with reality.
  13. Where the unknown is land. Are the Bermudes the home of Kraken?
  14. A banned book lands onto the banned shelf.
  15. Calling 911 the koalas have eaten all eucalypts at your home, and started eating the cactus.
  16. Gets a hypersonic missile launcher. Inserts Sonic.
  17. Because they are a serious institute, and are investigating the situation very carefully.
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