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kerbiloid

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  1. Calling 911 because somebody is interested about the things which you are doing.
  2. Waiting is banned. Give it all now!
  3. Banned for banning the skin doctor. On the other hand, banned for being banned by that skin doctor, and having the thumb itch.
  4. Every sword master Jedi has only one hand, and remembers not to make the 360 deg rotations.
  5. I guess, before launching the rocket, the submarine must be balanced. So, on flooding the shaft the compensating ballast tank gets filled until the balance gets restored. Then both shaft and compensating tank get blown dry, while the main ballast tank receives equal amount of water to restore buoyancy. But I may be wrong. Also, the fins are used to hold the submarine at the very launch moment, and thus the submarine must have 5 kn (?) speed for launching.
  6. Pyramidst Amidst the pyramids.
  7. Calling 911 because Pompeii got pumped.
  8. Gets beltalowda. Inserts inyalowda's keycard.
  9. No scheme. Illegal aliens have built it from local junk, using Minecraft as a CAD. What if fill a pyramid with oil, and then light it?
  10. Excuse me, sir. I will unlock the restroom immediately. The waiting unit! Move the edible organics to this place, and receive a virtual value equivalent via online payment service.
  11. Based on the classics, 1ky looks relevant.
  12. Gets the "Full Index Of British Last Names Ending With -Kin". Inserts Mr. Pitkin.
  13. Floor 5477: A wallet with highly radioactive caps.
  14. Gets flooded with the obsolete mods. Inserts PartTools.
  15. SaintsRow3 still bans SaintsRow4, because it's better.
  16. All good people have killed all bad people. Why are the Pyramids made of useless stones rather than ice?
  17. A moment, sir. Our janitor is mowing the grass for it. Waiter! I ordered strawberries. Where are the berries?
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