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One sentence you could say to annoy an entire fan base?
kerbiloid replied to Fr8monkey's topic in Forum Games!
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Cheatleading is cheating.
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Things that NASA never said at a press conference.
kerbiloid replied to FlamedSteak's topic in Forum Games!
We will send a single-person mission to the Mars. The pilot will have no cargo, supplies, or else. But he will be equipped with three magic words: dnkroz - to be immortal since the very launch moment. dnstuff - to get all tools and suplies at once on the arrival. dnclip - to walk through the rocks instead of drilling. -
Calling 911 for ice in Venice.
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Which is produced by any volcano in amounts, not by life.
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Bad science in fiction Hall of Shame
kerbiloid replied to peadar1987's topic in Science & Spaceflight
What is good for Jacob's Ladder, is good for Interstellar. What indeed worries now, wasn't Gravity same hallucinations of Sandra Bullock's heroine. She was talking to a phatom, riding a fire extinguisher, distances and speeds between the orbital stations were meaning nothing. Looks like a somebody's dream. P.S. Also, I would immodestly quote my post from the Shower Thoughts, that the whole StarWars since the V episode is actually a dream of frozen Han Solo, being decarbonized(?). That's why the strange fan cult of Boba Fett, an absolute nothing as a character, who became a key person later. He's just the last thing which Han Solo had seen before sleeping. So, his thoughts are orbiting around Boba. That's why ep.VI is almost a copy of the ep.IV, and they are fighting Death Star again. There was just one Death Star, and they killed it in ep.IV. The second one existed only in Han's imagination. That's why the ewoks look like a mini-chewbacca. There are no ewoks. Just Han is watching a nightmare with a crowd of mini-chewbaccas trying to eat him. That's why the princess Leia Organa almost married to the piece of a smugglers' misfit. She didn't, that's just Han's wet fantasies. The same about naked Leia in chains, tough Leia with a nuke grenade, hoverbiking between trees, old Han and Leia together, and so on. That's also why Luke finished where he finished. The subconscious mind of Han is trying to remove his competitor, hide him on a desert island and finish him. Of course, Leia is not Luke's sister. She's a princess, while Luke is just a useful peasant boy, a stuck piece of countryside manure for her. Just Han's jealousy makes his mind make Luke Leia's brother to prevent them from merging joining. Later the Leia's image gets transformed into alternatively beautiful Rey Skywalker, to calm Han's imagination. Also, the surname of this imaginary girl, her fighting skills, force management, and lightsaber, make to think that this hallucinated Rey is actually a mix of both Leia and Luke to be defeated and possessed by Han's ego. The real Jabba Hutt is not a giant slug, he was just a body-positive person, Han's former employer on Tattooine. He's sitting in his office, and has no idea about any chained leias, dungeons with dinosauruses, or sarlaccs looking like a predating rectum, sticking out of sand. Jabba is a trader, not a psychiatrist. He perfectly knows that a captured rebel princess costs a lot, and is a too risky thing to hide it from the Empire. If he captured Leia, he would immediately inform the Imperial authorities. Everything we can see in the series, is a reflection of Han's fear that somebody will take Leia from him. The same about Darth Vader betrayal, death, and returning as a phantom together with Yoda and Obi. Darth Vader keeps honestly serving Emperor Palpatine, and has no idea that he is a bald bold jerk under the helmet, or was fighting to his master and teacher. He cut Luke off his life, and let him fall down. There was no real Luke since ep.V, and the well where Palpatine fell in the Han's dream, is actually the abyss where the Luke came to. Actually, he prefers healthy food, meditations, wears conservative military-style mustaches, and looks like This theory also explains the whole further progressing idiocy of prequels, sequels, and spin-offs. While Han's brain is getting more damaged, the fantasies are getting more surrealistic, the new characters clone the previously existing ones, the death stars become more and more weird, the villains become more and more grotesque, the less real physics remains. -
Kugelblitzes may not be possible after all
kerbiloid replied to HebaruSan's topic in Science & Spaceflight
Why would anyone need a Dyson sphere around the native star, when it could be built around the nearest neutron star, be just tens of kilometers in diameter, be taking energy directly from the magnetosphere, and be a scoop for various isotopes and antimatter from the monster inside? Also, it could be just easier to do. Make the upper layers of the neutron star raise up, form a sphere of whirls, then maybe cause the external ones become solid. *** What about a single-photon kugelblitz? If the single photon is evaporating, it should mean that any photon is evaporating, just slowly. In its turn, it revives the hypothesis of the tired light. And thus this could be able to explain the red shift without the Universe expansion. It looks like the Kugelblitzen are what the whole cosmology was based on. -
Bambook A book, printed on the paper made of bamboo. Bambooking Booking based on the bambooks.
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Gets The Necessary Thing. Inserts a lever.
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Floor 5473: A litre of litter.
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502 is numerologically 7. Happy banning!
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Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.
kerbiloid replied to ThatKerbal's topic in Forum Games!
Not am bot. Bot about U? -
If you were the first person on mars, what would you say?
kerbiloid replied to KleptoKat's topic in Forum Games!
"Ice-cream. It must be somewhere here. It's cool." -
Bad science in fiction Hall of Shame
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At least, the dying dream hypothesis explains, why does the random space dust turns into books on crossing the event horizon. -
The trinitarians with chrism vs the trinitarians without chrism vs the antitrinitarians without chrism (including Muslims) vs non-Abrahamic ones with chrism. This empties all such hopes, but the forum rules dislike the details.
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Kugelblitzes may not be possible after all
kerbiloid replied to HebaruSan's topic in Science & Spaceflight
One more dream is broken. -
For Questions That Don't Merit Their Own Thread
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Many-many iPhone chargers along the train would turn it into remotely charged iTrain. -
Bad science in fiction Hall of Shame
kerbiloid replied to peadar1987's topic in Science & Spaceflight
Not exactly bad science, but a fresh sensation about Interstellar. https://x.com/JaredFPS/status/1816183830862258531 -
Either too many users are free, and overload the server. Or the second-hand clothes shop, hosting the KSP forum these days, is closed on weekend, and they switch off the electricity in the dungeon.
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Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.
kerbiloid replied to ThatKerbal's topic in Forum Games!
Miss Bliss gives a kiss. Thiss iss what could people miss. Why is the huge ball of rocks above the heads considered romantic? -
Please, test the special offer from our baker. 'Enjoy the crackers from "Woody Woodpecker's"'. Weighter! Moar food, please!
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One sentence you could say to annoy an entire fan base?
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Following traditions means following the imaginary views of the people who didn't know and don't care about the followers. -
Masking poetry like a non-poetry is cheating.
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Outserts Erbert. Inserts a salt lake rapa, mentioned on the same label.
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