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  1. KAL 9000
    Hey, @Jetski, my buddy has KSP but no forum account, but he wants to contribute. Am I allowed to launch his module for him?
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    All docked up! Uploading the save now... https://www.dropbox.com/s/vg5dp82y9qrib44/KSS.sfs?dl=0 That's the link My science lab is docked to the ISRU module.
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    Preparing for launch... KSP is loaded.
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    I have the save!
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    Ok, I'll go after you.
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    "Hello, we're Mars One, may we waste your money?"
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    I l-Ike these puns!
  8. KAL 9000
    C6H6 (Bonus: I've figured out the molecular formula for Kethane: C2H8N2O10) (I can't view the image for some reason, so not guessing)
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    Ok, thanks for letting me know :).

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    "Gopher, you are go for EL remote landing." --To begin the Minmus shipyard, an EL launchpad is touching down. A Pilot on board the Gopher will remotely land it, and then Gopher will pick it up once it lands.-- "Copy that, enabling remote control." --- "Deorbit burn complete, altitude 25,238.377 meters and falling steadily." "Landing zone is Great Flats. All systems nominal, fuel 75%." --- "5000 meters... 100 m/s. Descent profile nominal." --- "Failure in Engine 2!" "Gopher, KSC, roger, keep it steady." "It's fighting me!" --- BEEP-BEEP-BEEP! "1203 Alarm!" --- LOSS OF SIGNAL --- EL MODULE - MAIN COMPUTER CRASH DETECTED... CHECKING PROTOCOL EMERGENCY MODE... ACTIVATED BEGINNING EMERGENCY PROCEDURE... ATTEMPTING CONTACT WITH KSC VIA BACKUP ANTENNA... CONTACTED PERFORMING DIAGNOSTICS... PRIMARY ANTENNA... DESTROYED POWER GENERATION... DESTROYED ALL SYSTEMS... HEAVILY DAMAGED REACTOR CORE... UNSTABLE ENTERING HIBERNATION MODE
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    Ok, is there a Clamp-O-Tron Sr. available? I'll probably launch this afternoon (Mountain Time Zone), but I need a Clamp-O-Tron Sr. (The lab doesn't have a probe core, and the docking port not attached to the decoupler which is attached to the probe core on the upper stage (which will perform docking) is a Clamp-O-Tron Sr. Ooh, a de-assembly and repurposing for interplanetary mission! Cool! I can do the artificial gravity module (if IR is okay, I can do it easily, if not, there are work-arounds...)
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    .craft file: https://www.dropbox.com/s/fs5h8gjbkxvm0pm/KAL%209000%20-%20S4L.craft?dl=0
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    Um... it's getting really glitchy now... and there's the universe crashing . With this many setbacks, could someone else send the module up for me? Thx a million if so. I don't think I can trust my copy of the save anymore .
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    Oh... I'm loading KSP to launch.
  15. KAL 9000
    Granted, but it says in the fine print, "Property of Pandora". I wish for a big bomb that won't kill me.
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    Chapter 01 - The Earliest Days of Science Generally considered to be the first great thinker, Aristotle Kerman (his friends called him Ari) had many ideas that would later prove to be correct. He discovered the Mün, and first proposed the famous Spaghetti Theorem (legend states that he was quite hungry at the time). His brilliant proposition: "Go up, then sideways a bit, and you ain't comin' back durn for a heck of a long time!" Next time: Nooton Kerman and the Apple Incident
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    How? How could there be material that dense? And, look: DNormal matter<DKerbium<DDegenerate Matter
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    Caffeine. CCl2F2
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    Granted, but he/she's a warthog. I wish that my next wish won't be horribly corrupted.
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    When you almost scream at someone for thinking that New Horizons is exiting our galaxy, not our solar system. And when you think everyone should know the meaning of the word "Delta-V".
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    It's simple: a person posts an image or chemical formula of a molecule, while also naming the previous poster's molecule. I'll go first: C10H16N5O13P3
  22. KAL 9000
    So, as all KSPers know, the Kraken is a huge monster that lives in interplanetary space, devouring passing ships and causing bugs. Also, So, my question is: could such a creature exist? I.E. one that can live in open space without any equipment? And if so, how?
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    "The ship that made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs." A parsec is a unit of distance, so it's like saying you ran the 100-yard dash in 100 yards. Not very impressive. And "nebulas are dangerous". Oh no, there's going to be a couple more atoms per cubic centimeter! How terrifying!
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    Kraken? Maybe they had a space program and eventually evolved to just not need any life support in space. Now they eat passing Kerbal ships .
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    Ooh!
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