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P 9
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This may due to the center of the craft being further away. The distance from craft is measured from where the center of the craft is in it's .mu model. Bigger craft means you are further away and so outside the distance that is required for it to activate.
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P 7
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Geonovast became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark. The team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-producing monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, deftly bouncing off the bed that he was floating on down the Nile and into the grasp of Curveball-Anders who spontaneously barfed. Rutabaga, meanwhile, emerged in the river of dreams. Snark saw Kerbiloid and thought, is that Adsii? What strange and bizarre manifestations appear when Aerodynamic Kerbal suffers from a ColdJ virus. Deddly, Vanamonde and TakeTwo ninja'd the cake as Admiral-Fluffy forlornly tried to soak a stolen dry bagel in lox. The cake-producing monster began slithering towards the first person to run a bakery in the best area of Dakota. Competition wasn't anything the monster felt like wasting time on. However, the mountain of cake was devoured by the kraken, leaving a steaming pile of useless debris. Boris (the monster) started a clearance war while Adsii cleaned his plate with an explosion of flavour that could've potentially rivaled the famed Tibetan chocolate croissant. Meanwhile 18watt, Nazalassa and Starhawk were hatching a plan to take over Minmus with an icecream van. Scoops of Minmuscream were flung in every possible direction, while Vanamonde insisted on waffle-cone diplomacy complete with toppings and spoons. The outcome of the event was uncertain; the icecream was completely consumed by Gargamel and the cones became crushed from lack of enthusiasm by the moderators. The inspector later wrote a scathing report; despite having no memory of previous events, it was imaginative and entertaining in its depiction of strange hallucinations and bizarre potatoes. He was deliberately throwing doubt across the entire Kerbol system as to what had happened, so more inspectors arrived to grab a bunch of managers to remove the sting of the report. However, before they were ready for publishing, the Kraken released a piece of artwork based on macaroni cheese to surpass the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. This caused a hyperbolic frenzy in publishing the report, resulting in an outrage towards its writers, who then asked, "Where are the snacks?" Boris suddenly saw an opportunity to sell copious amounts of Snacks. Hot cupcakes sold like hotcakes and cold cake sold like cold cream cups (which are good for puffy eyes). But something unexpected did occur: the inspector shared his lunch and threw a party for everyone, although Geonovast excluded Gargamel. Curveball-Anders took everyone to the local icecream-pizza-pinball-chicken parlour and asked for some funds from the waiter, who choked on the pinball release-lever, tilting the machine
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Is people asking, what @AlamoVampires time stamp is, one of the most asked questions on the forum?
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Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.
ColdJ replied to ThatKerbal's topic in Forum Games!
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Hello. Hello @Deddly. Is the "Never ending word experiment" still going?
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I know that using a service to install games is in fashion but this is why I bought direct from Squad, now Private Division, and why I get my mods from Spacedock. You download once for each thing. You then have them on your computer or on a safe backup drive. If anything fails you can easily do a fresh install without needing to go online and waste more data. You know what is installed because you put it there. You can move mods out to another folder if you are not currently using them, simple cut and paste. And you always launch from the direct executable, not from a launcher. KSP is a nice, straightforward game, that is very accessable and has a logical folder layout. So it is better that the average user be aware of how it is layed out. You install 1 mod at a time when you start (plus dependencies if they are needed), that way if something conflicts you know straight away what caused it. Due to this method, the only time I every crash to desktop is if I create an engine config with a bad tangential curve that Unity can't handle. Never crashed due to anything else.
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Cellery. Best followed by some nice chocolate to get rid of the taste.
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4: A mime destroys the Cone of Silence, Kaos wins. CLICK HERE for all the latest findings.
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One sentence you could say to annoy an entire fan base?
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Well, there goes any hope that they would fix the swimming bug they added in 1.11.1
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Known for having a name that is 2 combined.
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Apparently, knowing how to read by the time you reach High School is now considered cheating.
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P 7 To dream the impossible dream.
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Banned for no graph. Not even a Van de Graaff. How shocking!
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Not now. But hopefully they will add to the ongoing story when they return. Hello @Caerfinon. I wonder what adventures your team have been on of late.
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P 5 is alive.
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Hi @Scarecrow71, glad you can see me. This thread is actually geared to those starting out. It was somewhere to put answers I found as I went, because it was very hard to find answers to simple questions. Things like, What is an Ngon? Why can I see through my mesh in game. Why won't my texture show on my model in material view? etc So the thread shows the progression and then I have tried to take answers and add them to the second post of the thread over time. As I work out new things I will try to add more answers. Anyhow. If you are trying to work out how to do something or have hit a problem. Ask here with lots of details and I will try to help you as soon as I have seen the post. There is alot I have still to learn but hopefully your problem will be something I have worked out previously. Been doing 3D modeling for less than a year and am always working out new stuff.
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5: Imagine what it is like to fly a plane at night in a thunderstorm, in KSP, and then CLICK HERE. New Topic: A mime was caught talking out loud.
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Banned by the Knights of the round.