ColdJ

Do not lock that thread until I have logged back in and had my turn.

4: Ask a mod a question and get a moderate answer, Click here to see a super model.

Saturday. Favourite place on Earth when viewed from space?

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Banned for still being in original orange.

Feathers Yo wassup @Maria Sirona

Cheeseeooh. What you say after eating chesse and finding out your lactose intolerant.

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Knowing what to say next is cheating.

Geonovast became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark. The team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-producing monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, deftly bouncing off the bed that he was floating on down the Nile and into the grasp of Curveball-Anders who spontaneously barfed. Rutabaga, meanwhile, emerged in the river of dreams. Snark saw Kerbiloid and thought, is that Adsii? What strange and bizarre manifestations appear when Aerodynamic Kerbal suffers from a ColdJ virus. Deddly, Vanamonde and TakeTwo ninja'd the cake as Admiral-Fluffy forlornly tried to soak a stolen dry bagel in lox. The cake-producing monster began slithering towards the first person to run a bakery in the best area of Dakota. Competition wasn't anything the monster felt like wasting time on. However, the mountain of cake was devoured by the kraken, leaving a steaming pile of useless debris. Boris (the monster) started a clearance war while Adsii cleaned his plate with an explosion of flavour that could've potentially rivaled the famed Tibetan chocolate croissant. Meanwhile 18watt and Starhawk were hatching a plan to take over Minmus with an icecream van. Scoops of Minmuscream were flung in every possible direction, while Vanamonde insisted on waffle-cone diplomacy complete with toppings and spoons. The outcome of the event was uncertain; the icecream was completely consumed by Gargamel and the cones became crushed from lack of enthusiasm by the moderators. The inspector later wrote a scathing report; despite having no memory of previous events, it was imaginative and entertaining in its depiction of strange hallucinations and bizarre potatoes. He was deliberately throwing doubt across the entire kerbol system as to what happened, so more inspectors arrived

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Floor 3208: Alpha Boom

5: See the predictions a lost civilisation had about the future. New Topic: Asked a question on the "Ask a moderator" thread.

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SHAZAM

IDK Are you a human or a bot?

SHAZUM!!!!!

Covering a Cheetah in Cheetos is cheating!

Unplanned banned.

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No. we don't do that sort of thing in this game. If you go back and read the rules you will see that if we treat this game as violent role play, or even just a role play, that the moderators will lock it and never allow any version of this game again.

Ahh, you are going to have to explain that comment as we have all played correctly and mine was a positive.

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Meh Favourite waterfall in the entire world.

Coating Too much medievil games and books for me, fish was not my first thought.