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Geonovast became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark. The team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-producing monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, deftly bouncing off the bed that he was floating on down the Nile and into the grasp of Curveball-Anders who spontaneously barfed. Rutabaga, meanwhile, emerged in the river of dreams. Snark saw Kerbiloid and thought, is that Adsii? What strange and bizarre manifestations appear when Aerodynamic Kerbal suffers from a ColdJ virus. Deddly, Vanamonde and TakeTwo ninja'd the cake as Admiral-Fluffy forlornly tried to soak a stolen dry bagel in lox. The cake-producing monster began slithering towards the first person to run a bakery in Dakota. Competition wasn't anything the monster felt like wasting time on. However, the mountain of cake was devoured by the kraken, leaving a steaming pile of useless debris. Boris (the monster) started a clearance war while Adsii cleaned his plate with an explosion of flavour that could've potentially rivaled the famed Tibetan chocolate croissant. Meanwhile 18watt and Starhawk were hatching a plan to take over Minmus with an icecream van. Scoops of Minmuscream were flung in every possible direction, while Vanamonde insisted on Waffle-cone diplomacy complete with toppings and spoons
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Cheating games are forbidding.
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Hydraulics
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One sentence you could say to annoy an entire fan base?
ColdJ replied to Fr8monkey's topic in Forum Games!
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P 7 So I see. How are the missions going?
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Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.
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No, it's Bean done. Have you seen the giant Kerbal walking out of the sea? -
Thorax. (probably only if you have watched the Avengers)
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P 7 How long will this last?
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Floor 3204: The Ad Hoc Key.
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Geonovast became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark. The team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-producing monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, deftly bouncing off the bed that he was floating on down the Nile and into the grasp of Curveball-Anders who spontaneously barfed. Rutabaga, meanwhile, emerged in the river of dreams. Snark saw Kerbiloid and thought, is that Adsii? What strange and bizarre manifestations appear when Aerodynamic Kerbal suffers from a ColdJ virus. Deddly, Vanamonde and TakeTwo ninja'd the cake as Admiral-Fluffy forlornly tried to soak a stolen dry bagel in lox. The cake-producing monster began slithering towards the first person to run a bakery in Dakota. Competition wasn't anything the monster felt like wasting time on. However, the mountain of cake was devoured by the kraken, leaving a steaming pile of useless debris. Boris (the monster) started a clearance war while Adsii cleaned his plate with an explosion of flavour that could've potentially rivaled the famed Tibetan chocolate croissant. Meanwhile 18watt and Starhawk were hatching a plan to take over Minmus with an icecream van. Scoops of Minmuscream were flung in every possible direction, while Vanamonde insisted on Waffle-cone diplomacy
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Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.
ColdJ replied to ThatKerbal's topic in Forum Games!
Because it is shut and becomes a Wind No. Is it Battlestar Galactic Car? -
Oracle force the Jar to update.
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Banned for Marching in October.
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Game pads to replace keyboards, press X to see the future.
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Wordplay you say, that areas gray, for who knows the way, the majority play, but I think I'll say, that just for today, you're words here just may, be cheating, Okay.
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P 1 Don't sneeze when hiding behind trees.
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P 0 I see you hiding behind that tree.
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String Theory.
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This will work, I saw it on a RoadRunner cartoon. Base jumping off Mount Everest.
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- according to all known laws of aviation; there is no way a bee should be able to fly. its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. the bee; of course; flies anyway because bees dont care what humans think is impossible
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