Kimera Industries

Will do. Not sure about what you mean by "last rules post" but I'll do my best. Game Rules. These are the game rules. As per instructions from the moderators. There is to be no role play elements to the battle. Simple exclamations that we are getting ahead or falling behind, or saying you need help are fine, but no suggestion that you are part of an army or fantasy faction in some epic confrontation. It is more or less attempting to reach a goal line and passing to another with the same goal or getting intercepted by someone going the other way. There is a term used in the forums called "Being Ninja'd". Basically if while you are typing your post someone else posts a move and you don't see it till you have refreshed your page. This then causes you to have to edit your post to correct for the new number. It is then not unheard of for someone to post before you have had a chance to edit your post and so a cascade effect happens. To make clear your original intent in the hopes of lessening this, These are the rules for posting as follows. When posting please preface your number by one of 4 letters. P if you are trying to get the score to +70 N if you are trying to get the score to -70 Z if your goal is to get the score to zero C if you are chaotic and just post as you feel, but your number must only be 1 different from the last post put. The addition of the number 1 or the subtraction of the number 1. By doing this a player can see what you intended to put and post knowing what it would be if you had not been ninja'd. There is a 5 minute rule for individual number posts done by you, this is to minimize spam and ninja posting. To post a new number post, there are 4 rules that must be followed for it to be considered valid. To make a valid number post, 1: Your previous post must say it was made 5 minutes or greater before your current. 2: Any other player must have posted a number post between your last post and your new post. 3: Your post must be only 1 number different from the last post. Clarification: The number must be the whole number known as 1, spelt One. Either the addition of 1 or the subtraction of 1. 4: Your number must have a preface letter. All new games must start with a "0" . If you posted the winning post, be it +70 or -70 , then it is asked that you copy this post into a new post and update the tally so that this is at the beginning of a new game. Tally of Wins Positives: 16 Negatives: 11 Why, look at that. I found a tally on page 864, which seems to be the most recent win. (It was negative.)

P 69 Nice.

P 67

P 82

P 62

Floor 4340: Someone googling "Hypercane" and then going down an internet rabbit hole about storms on other planets.

P 60

"I have sabotaged the mission, leaving only myself to walk on Mars. I have done this because they all insisted on the first words being 'one small step' and I felt that was unoriginal, so I took the logical choice and blew off the hatch before they could get their spacesuits on. I'm sure I underwent no psychological damage from the six-month journey in a tiny tin can!"

Banned for not supporting my theory that dinosaurs developed sentience right at the location of the impact and all evidence of it was wiped away.

That's fair. I just feel the poll and OP could be reworked.

The mol of Mohos collapses into a black hole that is a wormhole to those other alternate universes, making the machine obsolete. @JoE_BoT wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!

P 58

"Well, gentlemen. The keys are stuck, and it appears we cannot stop the nuke. So much for a 'test run.'" The moment before the world ends.

"Is the ship supposed to tilt like that?"

P 56

"Gosh, the view is great! Hey look, its engines are gonna pass overhead-" Turning your PC fan into a jet engine with a 10100000 parts count craft.

Banned for telling someone they need to be clever.

Granted, but they both explode on the launchpad, setting both ships back months and months as the pad is rebuilt. I wish decorating for Christmas was easy.

Floor 4338: The Chicxulub crater. Several dinosaur skeletons are nearby, and Morgan Freeman's disembodied voice says: "The impact caused a massive extinction nearly 66 million years ago. The resulting cloud of ash and dust..."

How about we remake this thread? Make a new post, with an updated poll and everything. Like this comment if you agree, and I'll do it.

"I suppose I should say something meaningful now."

Banned for using too many of the letter "E"

P 52

POV: You're the mission's botanist: "Hey guys look! A sandstorm! Uh, why is the antenna wobbling?"

KSP at its finest.