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"But this'll conflict with ALL the lore- ooh, look at this money we can get!" Buying an orange.

P 5 @Stormpilot, @Kerb24, @kspbutitscursed, @Misguided Kerbal, @Aerodynamic Kerbal, @AtomicTech, @ColdJ, assemble!!!

Here's a few major things that've happened with Beyond and the Secret Space Program: Nova 4 - First space tourist (Tito Kerman) Aurora 0, a test flight for the Aurora program. Some updates on The Secret Space Program. Parts one and two of Aurora 1, Beyond's return to the Mun. The Secret Space Program begins a new mission. Tourist Felix Kerman does the world's first "space jump". Some new commercial partners to expand Kerman Station So that's just about everything.

How is the station powered? Solar panels? RTGs? Also, each module has a name, but what is the station's name as a whole?

The KSP ICBM launches at the watermelon, but then misses because... well, ICBMs in stock KSP. @Deddly wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!

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There's something very Kerbal about just strapping five Flea boosters to the bottom of a vehicle just to get it out of orbit. Also, is the CRV from Habtech? I know the creator of the mod said something about one, but I didn't know it was out.

The CCC agents enter the pod, but there's only a transmitter lying inside the crumpled interior. The transmitter is broadcasting an ominous message: *** CENTER FOR CHAOS CONTAINMENT - FILE 894 - NOVEMBER 9, 2023 The contents of this document shall not be distributed, shown, or mentioned. This document is protected by the international law. Any violation will carry consequences. *whizz crackle crackle* V̷̨͇̥̠̹̯̆̒̽͠ͅa̴̤̟̲̬̜͓̽̑ͅl̸̢̒͗̽́͑̈͛̓é̷̹̠́̓͂̀̽̽͠n̴̫͎̮͂̑͋̓̓͗͌̚t̷̝̪͋͑͑̋̅͒͘͝ͅi̵̡̙͎̳͆͗͆̈́̎͘͝ń̶̨̟͈̞͈͚̝̒̆ͅa̴̝̜̻̪̮̘͙͛̄̓̅͠ ̴̨̜̙͕̯͓̦̈̂̊́̄̽ẘ̸̧a̵̛͖̘̥̦͖̓̑̈́̂͝ͅs̵̡͈̰̻͔̭̮̤̀͗̚ ̶̡̨̞̙̳̫̦̓ǭ̷̛̙́͝n̷̬̣̩̯̭͔̻͛͂̍͜͝͠l̶̡̰͖̟̹̪̰͇͗̒̽̊͘͝ý̴̩̜͙̈́̂͗́͛͘ ̷̢̇̓̓͂͘ͅt̷̝̤̩͓͆͛̀͌͝h̵̼̯̠͕͍͉̭̰͌̾̽͝͠ę̸̘͉͊̐̽̚ ̴͙̜̙̪̺͋b̶̧̩̩̮̜̘̤̹̎̈̀́͛̚e̵̞̹̋̔͗̿̿́͝g̵̦̮͎̫͔̲͔͌̈̋ͅḯ̸̢͓̻n̶̯̖̬̬̊͋̈́͋́ͅņ̶̜̞̖͖̖̺̃̀͒̏̏̕i̶̡̻̰̙̞͉̟̊̋͋̒n̵͔̻̑̐̒g̸̢̼̥̦͋́̃̃̓͐͝.̸͎̺̖̟͙̹̱͓́͌̋͒ ̸̤̼̞̰̬̻̳̩͐̍̈́̈́̀̌́́Y̶͖̤͎͔̩̊͊͒̅ŏ̸̼̮̞u̷̠̪̜͑̒͂͐ ̶̯̍͘ḩ̶̡̩̦̞̳̆̊̓ͅầ̸̝̀̉͝v̷̭̄̋̋͝è̷̱ ̵̡͓͕̙̮̺̆́̔ẗ̴̬͕͚̟͖̣́͗́̂ò̶̩͙̱̱͖͝y̶̛̳̫̲͎̯̙͔͋̿̓̅͛͌e̵̡̡̠̤̠͔̰̎̂̔̾̈́͛d̴̟̹̖̽́̍̔̚ͅ ̵̭̱̺̫̝̠͔̹̎̑̒͌̆w̶̧̱͔̟͈͓̣̃̿͆̕͠ͅi̸̧̞̗̙̪̳͚̅̾̀͌t̴̤́̚h̸̛͕̩̋ ̷̡̜̃̆͋̓͑̍̚͘u̵̟͍̪̣̐̌̐̉s̶̨̓͊͛̕͝͠ ̸̯̯̩͚̺̻̈̊̃̐̓ò̸̱̕ṇ̴͈̯͉͉̳̳̜͊c̸̢̮̙͈̦̗̖͇̐͆͗͐̉̒e̷͓̊̓̈́̈́͛́̿,̶͕͇͖̞̟̳͔͚͂̏ ̴͖͙̺̞͚̖̀̾͑̍á̷̢̳͖̉̄͋̽̀͝n̶̘̲̬̪̳͋̆̈́͊̚͝d̴̤̪̞͊̆͘͝͝ ̶̧̨̯͖̳̹̪̄͊̈́̈́͂̇̎̚y̸̲̥͕̘̟̼̅̋͐́̍̚o̷͕͉͛̿̽̽u̵̥͖͚̥̬̕ ̷̤͚̼͈̃́̽̇̀͑͠ẃ̸̡̈́͋̀̂̎̚ĭ̸̮̅̔̈͊͒ͅl̸̻̖̙̽̀l̶̯̰̝̂͐̃͊̂̄͂ ̸̡̻͖̲̈́̈̀ņ̷̡̧̖͈͓̩͐ͅẽ̴̖͓̯̖̤̅v̶̙̩͔̲͑̃̀ȩ̸̛̣̹̐͊͋̿̓̑r̸͇͖̞̻̭͗̈́̂́̅̚ͅ ̶̰͔̻͉̜̈́̎d̴̢͉̲̖̟͓͙͌͐̈́̊̐ǫ̵̢̯̳̥̬̟̓̊ ̸̡͙̯̯̫͔̳̈́͊͋͊̑͜s̷̤͎̟͗̾͝o̸̜͕̬̭̐̔̐͋͘͝͠ ̴̤͚̦̮̦̄ͅa̶̺͙͙̮̮̔̉̍̆͛͜ǧ̴̋͑͛̐͜͝ȁ̴̪͖̗͚̱̼̰̅̉͗̏̔̌͛i̵̡̹͚͎̤̣̿̓n̵͔̆̋̉͆͂.̶̡̗͈̳͍͋́̇͌̓͗͜͝͠ *tape ends*

Banned because

It's pronounced "GIF".

P 20 Stay on target...

It's been five months and Bob is still waiting. Any updates?

10/10 All the essentials of a good signature: A KerbalX link, Source Must Flow, mission report, and only the most meaningful quotes.

5: IT FINALLY HAPPENED! SPACEX SUCCESSFULLY PULLS OFF RECORD BREAKING MISSION THAT SHOCKS THE SPACE INDUSTRY! *insert photo of Elon Musk standing behind a lectern with a NASA insignia with a CGI photo probably made by AI in the background* *** And now for a new starter. New: A single mote of dust landing on a table, triggering a -15 Magnitude earthquake.

The Duna lander gently and very, very, painfully, slowly lands on the old man's lawn. The old man yells all he can, but the lander doesn't move. I guess @Kimera Industries wins? Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!

P 18 Come on...

Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!

Floor 4467: An exact copy of the Tesseract from Interstellar, only instead of the shelves containing books, they contain all of NASA's greatest and grandest plans, only to be stuck away due to budget cuts and left to gather dust. You float through the endless archives of some of the most brilliant missions and designs ever brewed up at NASA, never to see the light of day. Sigh...

P 14 @Stormpilot, @Kerb24, @kspbutitscursed, @ColdJ, @Aerodynamic Kerbal, @Misguided Kerbal, @AtomicTech, let's take advantage of our lead while it lasts!

I honestly prefer the Mun. The Moon is one of my favorite celestial bodies so I guess I feel a bit more "connected" to it. And the views of Kerbin are nicer since it's closer. Minmus is pretty cool too, I guess, but that's just me.

Nah it's the Nerv.

Using a thread is cheating, you cheater!

Flower

Jebediah