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There are lots of tricks out there on how to most effectively or quickly cut an apple into small pieces, but what if you could bypass all that messy cutting (which also means you have to clean the knife and the worktop!)? Imagine if you could accomplish the same task without any tools or any mess! Well, there's a better way, if you know how! An apple's skin is actually quite weak and cutting through it with a knife is overkill. All you need to do is hold the apple in your hand (from the side) and bite a chunk out of the fruit. Here's the important bit: keep that chunk in your mouth and chew it, then swallow it just like you would do with a neatly-cut piece of apple if you had done this the slow way. With a little practice, you can consume almost the entire apple this way, and you'll waste much less of the tasty fruit, because you can bite right down to the core, without having to throw away anything that could be eaten. Next time you see someone cutting an apple into delicate pieces, you can smugly sit there knowing that you could eat an entire fruit before they are even ready to start on theirs!

Welcome to the Forum, @Albert7df! I moved your post to its own thread here in "Add-on Discussion" so that you can get the best answers. Have fun :).

I just realised that Kerbfleet has its very own stealth craft :).

Forgot to say that is was priceless how Gene interrupted that last guy.

I'm hoping that Glide 5 will save the day (and then everyone forgets about it)

I do believe it was transparent aluminium.

@Ninadragonborn, Rafael is right. KSP will always complain that the mod isn't compatible if it isn't updated to the same version you're using, but sometimes (like with this mod, apparently) it works just fine if you ignore the message and just play

@Soda Popinski, you make some very good points regarding similarities to Star Trek. We obviously can't expect you to go and read all the comments as well, but everything you mention was dealt with by Kuzzter The short version is: Although these stories are clearly referencing Star Trek and parodying it to a certain extent, Kerbfleet isn't intended to be a copy of it. The Kerbulans are not Romulans, but they are a mix of them and many other badies in the trek universe, as well as new material invented by Kuzzter.

That was glorious! Though I do admit I was a little bit disappointed that Alt-F12 was needed

Yes, I've done that a few times, but of course only if the post doesn't break any rules and only if I genuinely like the post :).

#IntentionallyTryingToMakeUsDead Gene gets the best line

Don't worry, @Dafni, it's not really a problem to post in an older thread as long as it's still relevant

I would ban @Dman979 for double posting but I was banned for banning, so...

This thread has been banned

Don't chute me for this, but I moved this thread to Forum Games. I also nuked some memes because they were ruining this thread's image (there are other parts of the forum for memes).

He's on to something!

This was brilliant! I think the dialogue between the two Kenlie's is probably the cleverest storytelling you have done, @Kuzzter. I also thought it was interesting that Kerbfleet Kenlie seems to have caught Evil Kenlie slightly off guard by his confidence.

My comment was as a fellow reader rather than a moderator. But I think Kuzzter has made it abundantly clear already that he would rather not have conversation about a possible next story when he's still in the middle of this one.

It's canon that the Kerbulans don't have nuclear weapons, though they do have the Nerva engine because it was developped before Wernher left. That's why the Kerbulans were so afraid when the Intrepid was first discovered by them; they could see the heat signature of the nuclear reactor on board, so - in their eyes - why would they not use that technology for weapons?

@KAL 9000, @The solid fuel chemist Guys, the climax of this mission is only just begining, and you're already talking about the next one? Isn't that like going to the cinema to watch a tense thriller, and just as all the intricate details of the plot begin to unravel, just as the tension reaches its peak and details that were perviously left hanging start to crystallise before you, at the moment when your heart is pounding and your forehead is tacky with a cold sweat - right at that moment, in the tense silence before the big reveal - someone pipes up "I think they should _______ in the sequel."?

I only just realised that I was, perhaps, reading the Queen's Gambit move incorrectly (maybe). I assumed that the pawn being sacrificed was the pod that the Kermulans had left there, but now I see another posisbility: Kenlie is the pawn being sacrificed in order for Kerbfleef to gain a better position. Possibly.

In a dramatic break from tradition, a thread gets moved to KSP Discussion instead of the other way around (Spacecraft exchange is for sharing craft files)

Well I don't know about argument, but it certainly got out of hand. And just so everyone knows, the mods have also already had to step in on this thread for the same reason, which is why one or two posts have been removed - again. Please don't try to convince the authour where his next mission should be, and it would also be respectful to try not to use someone else's thread as a not-so-subtle advertising ground for your own creations.

Well... possibly, but the number of adjectives is getting close to @Starhawk's tagline

If I understand correctly, the Ghost just launched one of three very large missiles into the atmosphere, but the missile itself isn't bloaked. Seems the Micarooni Station crew were too distracted in conversation to notice that! Oh noes! EDIT: And they can fire while bloaked... OH NOES!!!