Sanic Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Not to mention the F-104 had one of the worst safety records ever... Shh! Don't tell Kuzzter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Poor Kuzzter- at least I have en excuse for being up late: I'm waiting for the next comic. He's just an insomniac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikki Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 ... The Kermulan empire appears to be a vicious evil dream, a nightmare... how come so strange?... However, it is the counterpart of our friendly and polite kerbal world as we are used to know... Curious to see the reasons behind the dark veil. Happy holidays! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 @Mikki "OOH MURDER, TERROR AND DEATH" Does a good villain need any other reason? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starhawk Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 That was great! It definitely reflects my own split-personality when it comes to solstice festival time. I do love having family gatherings and sharing much cheer and merriment. I do however experience very negative feelings about the season due to consumerism and hypocrisy. I wish for you and all your readers a time of being together with people they hold dear, appreciating them, and enjoying this chance to come together during what, in Northern regions, is the coldest, darkest time of the year. Festive landings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) Deck the halls with murderous glee-ee Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Don we now our missles and torps! Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la 'Tis the season to torture Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Rip apart their gleaming shiiips Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Sorry but I really had too Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Blaame Kuzzter for making me.. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Do a parody! I couldn't resist I HAD to make it a bit more, "my style," Praise to Kuzzter for parodying the real thing! 1 hour ago, Starhawk said: enjoying this chance to come together during what, in Northern regions, is the coldest, darkest time of the year. Hehe, you mean Canada? Yup, I only get 2 hours of full direct sunlight now... Edited December 23, 2015 by SpaceplaneAddict Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketbuilder Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I just realised that this new spaceplane looks quite like the evil spaceplane polited by kenlie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torgo Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 This ranks right with Dead Dead Dead from the Southpark X-mas album as a pure holiday classic. Will have to teach these new, corrected lyrics, to my son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geschosskopf Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) 13 hours ago, Kuzzter said: This song kinda just came to me while I was in the mall looking for one last ?!!@# gift. Happy holidays from... THE KERBULAN EMPIRE! AVE IMPERATOR. MORITVRI TE SALVTANT! Edited December 23, 2015 by Geschosskopf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Rocket Scientist Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I hope you don't mind if I don't transcribe this one. Very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 @Mad Rocket Scientist I haven't needed a transcription for a bit. I restart school Jan 4. But thanks for doing them anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Rocket Scientist Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 17 minutes ago, Dman979 said: @Mad Rocket Scientist I haven't needed a transcription for a bit. I restart school Jan 4. But thanks for doing them anyway! I'm happy to do them for anyone, and you're welcome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanic Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Kuzzter, it's spelled kofee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Dilsby Posted December 24, 2015 Author Share Posted December 24, 2015 5 minutes ago, Sanic said: Kuzzter, it's spelled kofee. Pretty sure I know how the Kerbals spell 'koffee'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanic Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 27 minutes ago, Kuzzter said: Pretty sure I know how the Kerbals spell 'koffee'. Well, the regular kerbals on Kerbin call it kofee, maybe the Kerbulans call it coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Kerbulans are from a precise, regimented society that does not have time to add K's to every word like kerbals do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Dilsby Posted December 27, 2015 Author Share Posted December 27, 2015 (edited) Aaaand we're back to regular programming: So yes, I decided that with all the mining I'm likely to be doing, I could use a third engineer on the mission. Enzin Nimzo Kerman is fresh out of the Academy, where he was captin of the cheks team. And no, his name wasn't auto-generated; it's an homage. Edited December 27, 2015 by Kuzzter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 (edited) You should totally call it the SpaceBaguette Edited December 27, 2015 by SpaceplaneAddict Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Rocket Scientist Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 (edited) Aaand back to our regularly scheduled story-stealing transcription. Rocket lifting off of pad: Wernher: Ach du lieber Strudel, such a fairing! Perhaps you should leave the heavy lifter design to me, ja? Much less wibble-wobble with cargo bay-und many, many struts! Gene: Much better! You're go for launch, Kenlie! Clauselle: Ohhh, la laa... Sarge: You can start your turn now, sir. 'Sir'? Oh, you mean me! Sarge thing, Sure! Lisa: I forgot how much I hate liftoff! Melbe: I forgot how much I love it! YEEE HA! Nizmo: Waitt a minute-we're actually going to space? New page: Spacecraft is heading into space: Melbe: Yep-assuming good ol' Kenlie up there don't crash us! Shee-oot, Nizmo! Where'd you think we were going? Nizmo: I just though, you know, seeing as Wernher just threw a bunch of parts together is five minutes... maybe they'd test it first? Sarge: This is the test sir... welcome to Kerbfleet. Nizmo: ...meep. New page: Spacecraft deploying from lifter cargo bay: Dilsby: Nice flying, Looty. I have you on visual. So, what are we calling this... thing? Kenlie: Good question, Comder! It's even longer than the Longboat! *Spacecraft is now deployed fully* Clauselle: D'accord! It resembles an enormous... flying baguette! Lisa: Ha haa! *snort* Good one, Clauselle! Gene: ...please, tell me we're not going to call it that. As always, story is Kuzzter's. Edited December 27, 2015 by Mad Rocket Scientist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 15 minutes ago, SpaceplaneAddict said: You should totally call it the SpaceBaguette I would personally call it "Caterpillar". Somehow reminds me of the construction vehicles (must be the drills). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parkaboy Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 "Flying Baguette" sounds fine to me, but to keep it matching with kerbfleet naming conventions, it should be translated into Wernher's german. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 What about all of the fuel food cells? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Dilsby Posted December 27, 2015 Author Share Posted December 27, 2015 9 minutes ago, Parkaboy said: "Flying Baguette" sounds fine to me, but to keep it matching with kerbfleet naming conventions, it should be translated into Wernher's german. Crews do often name their own ships, e.g. Clauselle's Alouette. If we did let Wernher name it, it'd end up being something sausage related. Knockwurstkraft? Der Wienerdriller? Yeah, maybe I'd better not... maybe Nimzo will come up with something non-food related. 8 minutes ago, SpaceplaneAddict said: What about all of the fuel food cells? Glad you mentioned that; NOMS and other life support hardware will all be on the main ship. (which the Agenda is certainly not--like its close namesake the Agena it's just for docking practice) I don't expect any of the landers' independent missions to last more than 14 days, so we should be OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starhawk Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Well, it definitely looks more like a baguette than a strudel. I suppose you must - how you say? - go big or you will not go home. Nice ship, Kuzzter. Thanks, as always. Happy Concerned landings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Kerman Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Maybe it's called the Longerboat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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