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Wizard Kerbal

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On 7/30/2021 at 5:36 AM, Sky Kerman said:

Epok Rockets INC.

Rockets that go Faster than the speed of sound, and fall apart if they go to fast.

I never play with it, isn’t that, “Part G-force limits” on weak rockets?

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Venusian Explorer

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Tired of basically screaming at every modder you encounter because your favorite mod is going nuts to you? Well if you said yes, this is the solution!

No Exceptions!Yes, that's the title.

What is this? you say.

Simple, it's a Small Plugin that will likely put a bullet on those spammy log mods errors, mostly resulting in a Total Module Manager Shutdown slight increase of FPS depending on the power of your PC.

Q: So... More FPS?:D

A: Yes! Well, technically no, but... emmmmmmm... uhhh... oh... hey look! Dancing Monkey!^_^

Q: My system Crashed!:mad:

A: Well yes but actually no! Your Computer worked so hard that it became a Fully independent machine and rebelled not only against you, but also to the whole Kerbanity! Tragic, but informative!

Q: Why My Kerbals are now extremely angrier to me?

A: Because since it is a mod that they don't even have a clue idea of it, they're trying it's best to gather info of it, on your case... uhhhh... god damnit, what was the answer... ehhhhh... I'll show you my KSP install with my mod,k? so you'll see that it is totally your fault! And not mine! alright... time to boot up KSP...

Hey! Moron!:mad:

uhhh... Hello?

*deep breath*THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE.

NEW MISSION, REFUSING THIS MISSION!

uhhhh... you know tha- *ka-boom*

X_X

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Venusian Explorer

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Tired of JNSQ, RSS, GPP, Beyond Home, and any other Planet pack?

Well, don't worry, i have a solution:

Super-Duper-Bigger-Gigantic-UY Scuti Sized System

This is a Planet Pack Specifically Designed to make your life much more harder! Why? idk.

Kerbin is more Earth-ish.

Mun is now Called Moon

Minmus is now a Snow ball, but be aware, Kanta lives in there!

Eve is now Much more Bigger, and more Dangerous!

Gilly is now smaller than a atom!

Duna is now called Dune, from Frank Herbert's Novel! oh, and be careful of Giant Subterranean Worms! and there's now a expensive resource on Dune, and yes, it's called Spice!

Ike is now much more Darker than a Black Hole! Because it is now a Black Hole!

Moho is now made of Moho!

Dres now exists! but be careful, he's not too happier than it was when they bullied him!

Jool is now much more made of Dead Kerbal Corpses. And it's way to bigger!

Laythe is now Oceanic, but Extremely Toxic!

Tylo is now much more Bigger than ever!

Vall is now much more made of Frozen Crystals!

Eeloo is now much more Pluto-ish.

Scott Manley is now a Planet with Interesting content on the surface.

 

System Requirements:

32 Terabytes of Ram

More than 1 Terabyte of Disk Space.

A powerful Graphic card(specially that one that NASA uses)

A Processor Component of 16.0GHz

Common Issues:

  • Bop and Pol has been removed due to logical and lore issues
  • The Moon is (somehow) instead a Death Star Planet, and if you attempt to escape, even without cheats, it will destroy you Spacecraft, with the lemons and the Planet.
  • Scatterer will go full nuts when installed.
  • Any other Planet pack installed with this will cause your computer explode.
  • Earth is Now called Kerbin for no reason.

enjoy the planet pack:blush2:

oh, and remember!

No Logs = NO SUPPORT!

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Venusian Explorer

Venusian Explorer

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Bored of having to kill kerbals with such absurd tactics? Well, here's a solution:

Kerbal Shredder!

What is this? you say.

Simple, it's a mod that adds parts which the only feature and purpose is the practice of torturing Kerbals with cruel tactics, instead of launching them too fast to the floor.

How many Parts are in this mod?

This mod has 1000+ Parts of torturing, and all of them are one part designs!

Examples?

Yes:

  1. Super Torturator: it's a 1 Megaton Machine that works like a pig slaughterer Factory, except that instead of pigs, it's kerbals!
  2. Smasher: It's a 1 Ton Machine that Smashes a Kerbal with a G force of basically 100Gs!
  3. Electro-Shocker: a 0.5 Ton Machine capable of electrocuting Kerbals at 2000 Volts!

Enjoy the M-

YOU CHEAP, SNIVELLY DIVELLY COWARD FROG, COME OVER HERE!

*Random stuff happens*

X_X

>:D

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Second Hand Rocket Science

Second Hand Rocket Science

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B8 Aerospace.

Bad-Eight Aerospace does what you've always wanted to do while building planes! It makes all the wings 12 times smaller and 100 times less efficient, just to make your plans for a cool planes SCREW UP.

It also adds some new jet engines which require the vacuum of space to work, which makes them... uhhh... tejs?

 

Changelog

V2 Made our wing pieces attract the attention of the Kraken. Now you can faceplant into your keyboard while being attacked by an interstellar time travelling space kraken!

V3 You now have new cockpits that fit half a Kerbal! Time for your annual Kerbal sacrifices, to fit half a kerbal inside a cockpit!

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Tired of having to restart KSP each time you tweak some .cfg file? (I have this problem, My computer is 14 years old :P) Introducing...

Kerbal File Reload Reloaded

Basically, it's just a mod that allows you to reload any gamedata file in-game, without restarting it only to learn that you modified the wrong .cfg.

Q: So if my ISRU gear works so well that I need more fuel capacity, I can, without leaving the ship, double its fuel capacity?

A: It's impossible to get your tanks full with ISRU, thrust me. But yes, you can.

Q: Can I remove crew capacity to a pod without reloading the ship, so my kerbal sacrified itself disappeared?

A: Unless you're named Danny2462, that has no use. But again, yes you can.

Q: Can you give to this question a negative answer, please?

A: No Yes Absolutely not Not a chance Good idea.

Q: Could you stop answering my questions?

A: Bring me a chunk of ice cream rock from Minmus and I'll stop.

... [HALF A YEAR LATER] ...

Q: The rockets were a bit busy (everyone went to holidays I think), but here's some rock from Minmus. Or is it ice cream?

A: We're in January, it's not the time for ice cream. So I'll need something else — maybe a tentacle from Bop's Kraken.

[Q IS GOING TO SOMEWHERE VERY FAR, HE WILL COME BACK IN SOME YEARS]

A: While he's not there, let's steal his computer. Getting tired of answering these silly questions.

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Goin' to Minmus.
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Venusian Explorer

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Tired of waiting for KSP 2?

No need to wait! Because our Brand new Hackers engineers has made:

KSP 2 Backport!

What is this? you say.

Simple! It's a Mod that adds everything from KSP 2, for KSP 1!

Rask! Rusk! Gurdamma! Better Clouds! Better Kerbin! Realistic Plumes! Innovative Parts revolution! New UI! Better Kerbals(boom moments sold separately from another mod,Made from Japan)! Huge Performance Fix! High Quality Content! New Gameplay Features! New Systems!(Real Solar System not included) New Soundtrack! New Story Script(Made by JustJim)! All in one!

WARNING!

This mod is incompatible with:

Spoiler

AtomicTech Junkyards

Real Solar System

Scatterer

JNSQ

Environmental Visual Enhancements

Distant Object Enhancements

Near Future Technologies

Helvica

TweakScale

Galaxies Unbound

Real Visual Tweaks

TUFX

Restock(and Restock Plus)

Principia

RP-1

Realism Overhaul

KSP Interstellar

Outer Planets Mod

Minor Planets Expansion

Strange New Worlds

SPUR

Kerbol System Overhaul

Soundtrack Editor Continued

FAR

Every Planet Pack.

Every Parts Pack.

Every Mod that has Plugins(even Module Manager)

Every Visual Mod.

Every Science Mod.

Every Mod that changes the aspects of KSP(except Scott Manley Head Packs)

Every Informational Mod(KER, MechJeb)

Every Mod. Like, everything.

 

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more incompatible mods as we tested, in less than 1 minute!
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Venusian Explorer

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On 2/13/2022 at 9:44 PM, SkyFall2489 said:

I hope nobody has mentioned these yet.

<Hazardous Links>

I also hope your eyes don't start bleeding.

That gave me an Great Idea...

Scott Manley Stock Texture Overhaul!

What is this? you say.

Simple, it's a mod that replaces every texture of Kerbals, Planets, Terrain, Sky Box, and the NavBall, into the glorious Scott Manley's Face!

Why? idk.

(fun fact: i'm right now thinking about doing this, luckily, i may not release it for the sake of the community's Eyes)

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