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Tired of bugs? Do you want to get rid of them? Do you want to go on a Bug-Hunt? Then this mod is definitively for you:

Bug Spray!

What is this? You say.

Simple! It's a plugin that, if you spray exactly over the problem, it will fix!

What does this spray fix? Well, it fixes...

  1. Sinking Landing Gear Bug.
  2. Hell Kraken.
  3. No DV left Error.
  4. Terrible Spam Log Exceptions.
  5. OpenGL errors.
  6. Low FPS.
  7. Localization Errors
  8. MM Errors and Warnings.

You can fix all of them... if you bring a Bug Spray. You simply have to attach it on somewhere around your Spacecraft.

Now listen carefully because apparently i'm seeing some Take-Two And CIA agents on my door, so yeah, you really need to shake the spray[roll, pitch, yaw, or anything] in order for it to work. and then you have to point the spray towards the bug, and it will fix in less than 3 real life seconds!

There, that sho-

*knocking door sounds*

FBI OPEN UP.

*insert random explosions and kabooms here*

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Do you want to show off your new gaming PC the size of a planet powered by nuclear fusion? This mod is for you!

A MM patch that applies to every part, cloning it.

Then it does it again.

And again.

And again.

Dependencies: every mod in existence, but definitely ModuleManager.

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Tired of any Visual pack? ever wanted to use new visual pack for any Planet pack? Then this mod is for you.

SHUΩRAVBNLVP [Super-Hyper-Ultra-Ωmega-Realistically-Accurate-Very-Beautiful-Nice-Looking-Visual-Pack]

What is this? you say.

Simple, it's a quite big Visual mod compatible with many planet packs, From RSS, JNSQ, Beyond Home, Galaxies Unbound, and even more[which is nothing]!

Common Q&A List below here.

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Q. How cool it is?

A. Very cool.:rolleyes:

Q. Give me your Download Link!

A. Here! [Disclaimer, DO NOT CLICK IT]

Q. Hold on... Is this compatible with 1.0?

A. Apparently, Yes.

Q. Is this optimized for potatoes?

A. Nope, if you have a 8GHz with 128 GB of ram, and 32GB of VRAM, the fps will likely be below 1. So yeah, i'm sorry.:(

Q. Meh, at least my PC can run Crysis with 120 fps... *download finishes* *opens the .zip file* Wait a minute, this is just AVP mixed with Spectra, SVE, RVE64k, and many other visual mods!

A. *pulls a Minigun* Shut Up and Play It.:mad:

Q. 100 GBs?!?!?! FROM WHERE THE HELL IS THAT STUFF?!?!?

A. Among Us memes.

Q. This mod is ^$@&#%@, i'll switch back to [user's previous visual mod here]

A. *inserts a terrible virus that disallows uninstallations* I'mma don't think you can do that'e.:wink:

Q. HELP.

A. The Heroic Extraordinary Launcher Program? Umm, i didn't released that yet.:huh:

Q. MUST, EXPAND, OVER THE SYSTEM.

A. Sure thing! Now, start with Github, and upload some issues so i can do something!

Q. MY OVERLORD, FREE ME, I HAVE DONE MY MISSION.

A. Nope.

Q. PLEASE.

A. For good sake, you're a bot! With Command scripts! it is literally your own purpose, hacking and killing Internet Stuff!:mad:

 

 

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Geocentricsme ++
Replaces kerbin with the sun and vice versa (kerbin becomes sun, sun becomes kerbin)
Dependecy: Kopernicus, MM, your sanity, Heat tolerant parts

Heat tolerant parts
Makes stock part have infinte heat tolerancy
Dependecy: MM

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Tired of hard mode? Is RSS-RO-RP-1 with very hard mode too easy like staying alive for 0.0001 seconds? Then this mod is for you!

Ironman mode.

What is this? you say.

Simple, it's a mod that allows you to play with the stock planets in a super large scale! Something which i was supposed to do in the... duhh, whatev the name of that mod is...

What are the features? simple, look at the table below:

It places your KSC in Eve.

Science multiplier is decreased on every planet to 0.1.

Only crewed missions, Kerbalism is extremely a hard dependency for it.

No easy, normal, or moderate mode, just hard and custom[which allows you to make it much more harder! no buffs]

Dumb Kerbals are Way tooo Expensive, moderate level kerbals only appears when you sent a return mission to Jool, btw Intelligent and BadS kerbals are removed[yes, say goodbye to Jeb]

Kerbals randomly dies for no reason.

Everything but parts and Kerbals are scaled to 100x.

No Parachutes, No Heat shields.

Instantly deletes any mod that isn't supported.

Forces your KSP install to use higher quality to kill your fps.

No lights.

Contracts are very hard to achieve. and it has very low rewards.

You start with 5k of kollars[funds]

CommNet link is too weak that not even a 1T antenna can transmit in LEvO[Low Eve Orbit]

No timewarp, no reverts, no sandbox neither science mode. only career.

Principia is also a hard dependency for Ironman mode to work. Otherwise, everything is replaced with a Scott Manley face.

Can crash KSP by itself in random situations, and yes, you can't quicksave neither quickload.

Built-in RO-like plugin.

That's it... enjoy it... While you can...MWAAHAHAHHA, HAHAHAHA, MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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