Unhelpful Life Hacks

[HansonKerman]

Is there a trap in the way? Step inside! Now it’s been sprung and can’t hurt you!

[Deddly]

Mobile phone running slow? Can't get it to run all the latest apps? Not receiving any security patches or OS updates anymore, and it's only a couple of years old? The solution is easier than you might have thought: Get a new one*

 

 

 

*Sure, it does involve surrendering to flagrant consumerism, but that's all the rage these days. 

[StrandedonEarth]

Are your eyeglasses dirty? Pop the lenses out and view through them will be crystal clear!

[cubinator]

Running late? Reach your destination faster by jumping backwards while crouching.

[Dman979]

If the mask is getting in the way of talking to people, cut a hole in it! You'll be able to breathe more easily, too!

[HansonKerman]

1 hour ago, cubinator said:

Running late? Reach your destination faster by jumping backwards while crouching.

of course another idea is to try to crouch at the peak of a jump, makes you jump a lot higher.

[Deddly]

On the run from the police? If you can hide in a spot where they can't see you, they'll forget you even existed after a minute or so. 

[cubinator]

8 hours ago, Deddly said:

On the run from the police? If you can hide in a spot where they can't see you, they'll forget you even existed after a minute or so. 

Pick up that can.

[HansonKerman]

10 hours ago, Deddly said:

On the run from the police? If you can hide in a spot where they can't see you, they'll forget you even existed after a minute or so. 

Same thing goes for small robotic guns.

2 hours ago, cubinator said:

Pick up that can.

Lol outa likes

[RoninFrog]

Wanna figure out how to evade the moderators? <snip>

Edited June 24, 2020 by RoninFrog
Redacted by moderator

[kerbiloid]

So, it works. Otherwise why is it snipped.

[Deddly]

16 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

So, it works. Otherwise why is it snipped.

Check again

[kerbiloid]

17 minutes ago, Deddly said:

Check again

Can't because hadn't read before it's gone. So, have to just believe.

Edited June 24, 2020 by kerbiloid

[Deddly]

14 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

Can't because hadn't read before it's gone. So, have to just believe.

Check carefully which user edited the post

[cubinator]

Merging in heavy traffic? Try spinning! It's a good trick!

[FahmiRBLX]

Have a dead laptop because of BIOS? Beat it like HowToBasic!

[kerbiloid]

If carry your cellulose books to a junkyard, you will get a nice shelf for your dead laptops and old CD and DVD.

[cubinator]

Red lights don't actually prevent your car from moving through an intersection. You should still be able to go!

[kerbiloid]

Actually a chicken doesn't need to cross the road.

[Dman979]

The largest bit of wasted space on Windows10 is System32. Drag it to the recycle bin to free up your hard drive for more KSP mods.

[RealKerbal3x]

20 hours ago, Dman979 said:

The largest bit of wasted space on Windows10 is System32. Drag it to the recycle bin to free up your hard drive for more KSP mods.

System32 is actually a virus, but most antivirus software doesn't recognise it. Delete it before it bricks your computer!

[kerbiloid]

Have some questions about Windows? Look the system Help.

[HansonKerman]

Hungry but your pantry is empty?

Eat the cupboard!

Just because it isn’t edible doesn’t actually mean it’s impossible to eat!

 

(sure, maybe it’s a bit unhealthy but who cares)

[Guest]

If you stepped on a lego and are feeling pain from that lego then just step on another lego to distract yourself from the previous lego. Repeat and this should eventually work to get rid of the pain.

[catloaf]

Of a games controls are frustrating you, you should try the mobile version.

On 7/15/2020 at 7:59 PM, The Doodling Astronaut said:

If you stepped on a lego and are feeling pain from that lego then just step on another lego to distract yourself from the previous lego. Repeat and this should eventually work to get rid of the pain.

No, you should do something more painful. Eventually you won't feel pain, or anything.

The Aether is real in old mc versions. Only the youtubers used a mod to make the 6x6 portal 4x5.

Edited July 18, 2020 by catloaf