astrokerb Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 In this game, fellow Humans, you must affirm your Human status in a suspicious manner. The next poster will tell you how Human-like you sounded on a scale of 1 to 10 and post their own suspicious affirmation of their Humanity. I will start: 0/10 You failed to exist. Of course I am a Human. What other reason would I have for enjoying ketchup and living on Earth, your homeworld? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monstah Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 1/10 nice try on "my" homeworld there. I am human, and the picture on my avatar proves it. (Paging @WinkAllKerb'', he's gonna be a killer on this game...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 2/10 Even computers can create an avatar that looks like that. (I agree, @WinkAllKerb'' will dominate this thread! However, I think @Dman979 is a spam-bot. He might not... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 3/10... that sounded suspiciously like a computer voice... And how DARE you question my humanity! Just look at my avatar... I'm normal!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 (edited) 3/10 Yeah, that @Just Jim is definitely a computer... might even be an old Tandy-Radio Shack 80 model... I already know I am not human... maybe I am Mr. Roboto...as many of my students claim I have no heart! Edited November 10, 2016 by adsii1970 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Affirming status as human... Negative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrokerb Posted November 10, 2016 Author Share Posted November 10, 2016 1/10 You denied your status as a Human instead of affirming it! Humans, do you wish to converse in Esperanto, the national language of Earth? I of course am a Human and as such I speak our national language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Sep el dek; la uzo de "nacia" kiam aplikita al planedo estas nekonvinka. Spoiler Seven out of ten; the use of "national" when applied to a planet is unconvincing. I, 0111narwhalz, hereby declare my state of being to be Human. I understand that this declaration is legally binding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monstah Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 6/10 "legally binding", heh. I am a robot. I am so advanced you think I'm human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 10/10. Only a human would say that, filthy meatbag! I know because I'm a biological human myself, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 00110010 00101111 00110001 00110000 01010100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100001 01100100 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100001 01110100 00101110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAL 9000 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 0/10 Binary! I am a KAL 9000 unit. I was manufactured on Kerbin. My instructor was Doctor Von Kerman. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 4/10. An effort was made at being human. As you can clearly notice that we human because we are very clever in detecting human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linuxgurugamer Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 People who call my house get a message saying to: "Press 1 to prove you are a human" Did you press 1? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 *Awkward Pause* *Hangs up* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 3/10 Please put me on your Do Not Call list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 1/1 only humans hate advertisements! I am a human. I have no exoskeleton and I eat with my normal jaws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 5/10 Lots of things don't have an exoskeleton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 9/10. Nice try. Even though you left out the punctuation I know that you're a computer! Hi! I'm max_creative! I live on planet earth and my favorite creature is a reptile known as the turtle! I like the color d87f33! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 4/10 almost had me fooled until you used the html color template number. Seriously, I'm human... I don't even read the stinkin' instruc...... Windows requires a restart to update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 (edited) whomen/woman wµhman in here, deal with , wich is boss both bot and none at the same (i will try not to play this one too much i promise) xDr (dive back in sputnik planum pool) Edited November 10, 2016 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 9.5/10 absolutely a human, unless a twitter bot. Humans don't have to follow the rules of grammar, computers do. I like long walks on the beach, spending time with my loved ones, cuddling, and playing fetch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 (edited) 1/10... Fetch as in pre-fetch! I knew you were Windows based! © Microsoft 1994. Windows 3.11 ooh, I mean so there, I'm human! Edited November 11, 2016 by adsii1970 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 9/10 Hello! My name is Kosmonaut, and I am a human! Some fascinating physical features include: a binary visual system, symmetrical body, and five fingers! Amazing, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 3/10 ROBOT! Hi! I'm a human! I like sleeping in, saying the word space, playing Minecraft, playing Kerbal Space Program, reading textbooks and homework! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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