AtomicTech Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 Banned for being confusing, 0/10. A real human would understand the referece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asap1 Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 hello fellow intelligent predominant species you will be helping you nuke your own planet for not us but your own sake so that we might claim a bounty of natural resources from most certainly ourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 1/10 He is using the "you sandwich". 3 hours ago, asap1 said: you will be helping you Sir, you're an E.T., sir. *** 34 minutes ago, ColdJ said: 4 hours ago, AtomicTech said: nobody understands Kerbiloid's posts I understand 90% of them So, I'm proud to state, that I had successfully passed the Turing test, and can't be distinguished from a human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 1/10 only robots can pass the Turing test. I however have failed tests, lots of them.* Spoiler I haven't actually failed many tests. I think, in the 10 years I've been in school, not counting practice tests, I've failed about 4-6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 9/10 Only humans can complicate such simple things as school tests. I'm a lazy pig today. I'm a human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 10/10 Very human. I feel uninspired and down, therefore I must be in need of charging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 0/10 You're a neutron (up-down-down quarks), and need one down-quark to be turned into the up-quark, to become positive like proton (up-up-down). Thus your negativity will be taken away by the electron, and you also get an antineutrino for free as a promo-action. I eat the quark from time to time, so I'm a barion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 10/10 You are a Cosmos presenter. I am human because after reading that I think my IQ just dropped 10 points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 10/10 You are a human because you believe in the IQ nonsense. While all of us know that the intellect level is described with one byte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 On 11/24/2021 at 11:54 AM, kerbiloid said: 10/10 You are a human because you believe in the IQ nonsense. While all of us know that the intellect level is described with one byte. 1/10 You are a extraterrestrial still trying to learn our culture. You should had learnt by now that there's no such thing called "intellect" around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 I can assure you that I am a human and not a kerbal from your deepest darkest nightmares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 1/10, because humans know that Kerbals are not part of nightmares. You are therefore a machine. I am human because i enjoy watching some group sports-related activities on television. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 (edited) 1/10 You are a road police camcorder and need watching the moving human samplings to learn. I know the word "camcorder" from the Larry game series, which I was playing because I was a human that time. Combo. I first mistyped "camcoder" (without "r"), then copypasted it again. Because I'm a human. So, I'm twice human. Edited November 26, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 5/10 you can’t be human twice i made a mistake in my last post, therefore proving my humanity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 5/10 The person who programmed you made a mistake in the code. I learn through repeditive action, ergo I am human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 (edited) 10/10 Yes, you do. Spoiler I'm a human because I believe that a random set of binary signals somewhere on another continent in a who-knows-whose data-center is more reliable value deposit than a primitive piece of golden metal. Edited December 13, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 1/10 I however am perfectly normal as I am mad at going to school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 10/10 Only primitive lifeforms like humans still go to school. Others are zooming. Yesterday I was recalling the years of my schoolhood, when I still was a human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectronicTwig Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 3/10: Saying "Primitive life-forms like humans" makes you sound like a bot or at least an alien. If I was a bot, I know for sure that I would never give you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 5/10 You are Rick Astley. I am human because I remember the 80's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 5/10https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Terminator#Plot Quote Two beings arrive in 1984 Los Angeles, having time travelled from 2029. You can be a cyborg, too. I am human because I remember what's the Joshua5 password from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 15 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: I am human because I remember what's the Joshua5 password from. Vague possiblity in my memory engrams. Was that from "Deus Ex" ? 7/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 23 minutes ago, ColdJ said: Was that from "Deus Ex" ? It was for a whole set of games. Spoiler 10/10 for it was my entrance into both computers and nukes. From the magazines. Was human I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 1 minute ago, kerbiloid said: It was for a whole set of games. Oh of course. When you referenced "a cyborg" I thought it could be a hint for Deus Ex. But not for "Matrix Man", which is the book that "The 6 million Dollar Man" tv series was based on. These days 6 million dollars is the cost of the latest Iphone. 10/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 (edited) 10/10 Too much coherent reasoning. Edited December 14, 2021 by Admiral Fluffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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