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He is using the "you sandwich".

3 hours ago, asap1 said:

you will be helping you

Sir, you're an E.T., sir.

 

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34 minutes ago, ColdJ said:
4 hours ago, AtomicTech said:

nobody understands Kerbiloid's posts

I understand 90% of them :)

So, I'm proud to state, that I had successfully passed the Turing test, and can't be distinguished from a human.

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You're a neutron (up-down-down quarks), and need one down-quark to be turned into the up-quark, to become positive like proton (up-up-down).
Thus your negativity will be taken away by the electron, and you also get an antineutrino for free as a promo-action.

I eat the quark from time to time, so I'm a barion.

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On 11/24/2021 at 11:54 AM, kerbiloid said:

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You are a human because you believe in the IQ nonsense.

While all of us know that the intellect level is described with one byte.

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You are a extraterrestrial still trying to learn our culture. You should had learnt by now that there's no such thing called "intellect" around here. :P 

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You are a road police camcorder and need watching the moving human samplings to learn.

I know the word "camcorder" from the Larry game series, which I was playing because I was a human that time.

Combo.
I first mistyped "camcoder" (without "r"), then copypasted it again. Because I'm a human.

So, I'm twice human.
 

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Yes, you do.

Spoiler

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I'm a human because I believe that a random set of binary signals somewhere on another continent in a who-knows-whose data-center is more reliable value deposit than a primitive piece of golden metal.

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1 minute ago, kerbiloid said:

It was for a whole set of games.

Oh of course.

When you referenced "a cyborg" I thought it could be a hint for Deus Ex. But not for "Matrix Man", which is the book that "The 6 million Dollar Man" tv series was based on. These days 6 million dollars is the cost of the latest Iphone.

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