Suspiciously Affirm Your Status As A Human

[AtomicTech]

0/10

Recognizing Coherent Reasoning.

egap wen kool yeh

[ColdJ]

6/10

0100111010010110001011010

[kerbiloid]

10/10
Only humans see something mysterious in binary digits.

I can use a mouse to click and fingers to tap, unlike the unhuman devices.

[Hyperspace Industries]

10/10 Humans make typos.

Am I a human? Ha Ha Ha, of course n.., of course!

[Lisias]

6 hours ago, Hyperspace Industries said:

Am I a human? Ha Ha Ha, of course n.., of course!

5/10 Lack of typos in disguise.

If making tyops are the criteria, I'm Nietzsche's übermensch!!

[kerbiloid]

8/10
You have chosen a language with "tzsch" and umlauts to make typos. It's a cheating. Humans cheat.

I am a human because I use the only local letter with umlaut: "ё", unlike most of others do.

[Scarecrow71]

1/10.  Machines do as they are programmed, and you have obviously been programmed to use the umlaut.

I am a human because I play KSP.

[ColdJ]

5/10

Could be a PC. Humans live KSP.

I still have 40% of my memory unused, so I must be human.

[kerbiloid]

0/10
You are a real dandy.

Spoiler

"e" is just a typo, it's anyway a counterfeit.

I haven't played consoles except IBM/360 clone, ZX Spectrum and DOS command consoles.

[ColdJ]

10/10

Ancient Human (I should know   )

I am human because I remember when there were no cheat codes.

[kerbiloid]

10/10
You are, as there were no cyborgs in those times.

I am a human because I was using stacks of two checkers as tanks to shoot the upper one with finger at the opposing ones when there were no cheat codes.

[ColdJ]

10/10

Creative and human.

I am human because I stay up doing text based games on the KSP forum when I should be asleep.

[AtomicTech]

2/10 

Only a robot could stay up that late!

[kerbiloid]

8/10
Only a human presumes that everyonething sleeps.

I'm a human and you should just believe it because I feel too lazy to proove.

[Stormpilot]

5/10 human would not say that like human but robots don’t get lazy, I think.

I enjoy humour like human.

[kerbiloid]

5/10
You write "humour" instead of "humor", because you follow the archaic European spelling, while most of software systems don't.
Probably, you even write "colour" instead of "color" and "neighbour" instead of "neighbor".

Though, you can be a software written with wxWidgets instead of Qt, they like inserting the "u", too.

 

I can extrapolate, so I'm a human.

[Kerbal Productions]

3/10

Not all humans can do too much Math, so YOU MUST HAVE THE FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE OF MATH!!111!1!

I stan Taylor Swift like other humans

[Admiral Fluffy]

10/10

Only humans would do that.

I read Sun tzu’s book, thus I am human

[kerbiloid]

10/10
Only humans learn the book from the ancient general more known for the mass execution of the palace concubines after the toy battle, rather than for conquering a half of continent like others.

I'm a human because it's my biological nature.

[Scarecrow71]

5/10 as it could be your biological environment, and computers can't tell the difference.

I am human because I can choose between chocolate and vanilla.  And bonus points if you get that reference.

[kerbiloid]

10/10
You're an ice-cream street vendor.

I am a human because actually I got even two possible references.

[Joseph Kerman]

4/10 needs more work

Now, if you'll excuse me, I will introduce myself, a human from the planet Earth. Nothing suspicious here.

[Kerbal Productions]

2/10

Chances are you morphed yourself.

I hate K-pop like any other human

[ColdJ]

10/10

Only humans assume that everybody thinks like them.

I can extrapolate and visualise possible futures based on current events. Ergo I must be human.

 

[Souptime]

1/10, too many fancy words to be human