Really Really Really Deep Basement

[halleyyy]

This is the Really Really Really Deep Basement.

Inspiration was from Really Really Really Tall Building.

Here's how this is gonna go.

1. No having floors that send you back up, or far down.

2. No floors that trap you.

3. Floors don't have to(and should not) be related to the previous floor.

4. Don't be ridiculing other floors.

This is how we start!

I will say floor -1. Next person -2. Then -3, and so on.

Let's begin!

Floor -1:

As you walk down here into the first basement, you see that there are 100+ doors. You try them all, but only one works. It leads to a hallway lit by neon signs. These signs all read 'Hooray, you wasted your time!'

You continue to the next floor in anger...

[Fraston]

Floor -2: you wonder how deep this goes, because a sub-basement is usually deeper than people go.

[KerbolExplorer]

Floor -3:You hope this isnt a really deep basement

[RealKerbal3x]

Floor -4: A sign that says 'Don't dig straight down'.

[DNKKING]

Floor -5 You do not have to know how to win to win but you have to know not to lose to win

Edited May 3, 2019 by DNKKING

[Lapis]

Floor -6: You see a massive contraption with a monitor and keyboard on it, you press the spacebar and the monitor reads "Kerbal Forum Server. DO NOT TOUCH!" you go down the stairs to the next floor.

Edited May 3, 2019 by lapis
thank you for remining me @dnkking

[Gargamel]

2 hours ago, lapis said:

Floor -6: You see a massive contraption with a monitor and keyboard on it, you press the spacebar and the monitor reads "Kerbal Forum Server. DO NOT TOUCH!" you go down the stairs to the next floor.

But yet, Jeb is sitting there pushing buttons.... explains so much.....

Floor -7: A sign that reads "Eventually, you will no longer be able to go down, and will start ascending again".    You contemplate this for a bit, and move on....

[JERONIMO]

Floor -8: You see a sign that says "Warning! past infinity floors ahead, please bring food." you decide to check the chrage on the phone, 99%. charge.

[Lapis]

Floor -9 : suddenly you hear "HAHAHAHA 20%!" you check your phone and it says "Warning battery low!"

[Fraston]

Floor -10:

The walls are solid iron.

[cubinator]

Floor -11

This room is completely dark. You feel along the walls and eventually come across a switch - You turn on the lights but a spider comes down and turns them off again. You find the door and go down to the next floor.

[RealKerbal3x]

Floor -20: This room is made entirely from transparent aluminium.

[JERONIMO]

Floor - 12: you realize that you skipped -9 rooms, yo come back to check them. there is a physics poster.

[Fraston]

Floor -13: appears that it was just poorly marked.

[The_Arcitect]

Floor -14

You find two doors, one say's "philosophers stone" while the other say's "A lot of gold" as you walk into door 1, you see it philosophers stone!

You take it as you wonder where a charger is, then you walk into door 2.

It was lying, there is one gold nugget engraved on it is: "A lot of gold".      It is about as big as a 1/4 of a mac mouse.

You head deeper into the basement.

Edited May 6, 2019 by The_Arcitect

[halleyyy]

On 5/6/2019 at 9:32 AM, The_Arcitect said:

Floor -14

You find two doors, one say's "philosophers stone" while the other say's "A lot of gold" as you walk into door 1, you see it philosophers stone!

You take it as you wonder where a charger is, then you walk into door 2.

It was lying, there is one gold nugget engraved on it is: "A lot of gold".      It is about as big as a 1/4 of a mac mouse.

You head deeper into the basement.

Floor -15

You see this floor includes a copy of -14, and a sign reading "yeet".

You continue

[Kernel Kraken]

Floor -16 

Your climb down the stairs and enter a cavernous with massive piles of sewing needles everywhere. You dig through one and find some hay.

(I am going to just add quotes from the game West of Loathing which is a gold mine for excrement posts)

[WinkAllKerb'']

Floor -17

just burying and/or/else diggi,n out some answers and threadz here and there. time gonna do it all as allways , )

Edited June 9, 2019 by WinkAllKerb''
t.y.p.o. u.f.o.

[JERONIMO]

floor -18

somehow something somehappened someso someyou somedesided someto somesum somethe somesum someof some2+2.

and then the next door opens

[cubinator]

Floor -19

YOU FOUND A BANTHA HERD! NOW FIND THE OTHER FOUR!

[Space Nerd]

Floor -21

There is a sign which reads "Jeb was here."

[FahmiRBLX]

Floor 22 :

It's what supposed to be a nuclear & disasters shelter during the Great Kerbin War & Black Hole-Kraken-Kerbolar System close pass-by event.

EDIT : Can anyone give me more bone-chilling ideas?

Edited August 9, 2019 by FahmiRBLXian

[kerbiloid]

Floor -23:
You realize that the previous one was actually negative.

[IncongruousGoat]

Floor -24: You find a clean, well-lit, tastefully decorated apartment inhabited by mole people. You quickly apologize for breaking into their apartment while they were eating dinner and keep heading down.

[kerbiloid]

Floor -25: You find that, what was the mole people dinner made of.