ColdJ Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 (edited) Calling 911 to wish them a Happy Year of the Dragon. (Happy New Page) Edited February 10 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Calling 911 because The Company called me a great asset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Calling 911 because it's the only phone number you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Calling 911 because whenever I dehydrate and rehydrate my minions with heavy water, they become anti-matter and disintegrate on contact. (Operator: "Then...umm...stop doing that.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Calling 911 because you just want to say hi and ask for a hug 124802132024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Calling 911 because it's your door code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Calling 911 to get the show times of the convention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Calling 911 because ColdJ changed his avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 Calling 911 to continur thr thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 Calling 911 because of spelling errors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 Calling 911 because somebody is aggressively intolerant to alternative spellings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 Calling 911 because you don't know what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Calling 911 so they can blow through the phone to give CPR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 Calling 911 because the screen saver comes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 (edited) Calling 911 because somebody bought a virtual representation of your real location on Atlas Earth. Edited February 20 by Venusian Explorer About to go nuts everybody, about to go nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Calling 911 because your cat is watching the backyard from a window 165902202024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Does this count? And sadly, it's real... Quote Florida woman at McDonald's flips out over wrong order, calls 911 https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-mcdonalds-911-twerk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Calling 911 because Florida exists and its scary 170402202024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Calling 911 to check, which continent is it, 112 or 911. Btw, it's about 4 km between the US and RU territories, so probably they can call both there. With same result. It's far, very far from the cities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Calling 911 to discuss the community and economic benefits from manufacturing a crisis. (Operator: "No, I will not help you break windows, or even consider it.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Calling 911 because 004902232024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA-Forums Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 calling 911 because your 2006 Honda Civic has begun to make weird noises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geonovast Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Calling 911 because your lander is laying sideways on the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Calling 911 to boast that you made it to the Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Calling 911 because you want to buy ULA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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