Stupid reasons to call 911!

[Ryaja]

Calling 911 to say "your computer has virus"

Edited April 9, 2024 by Ryaja
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[Scarecrow71]

Calling 911 to say "You've got mail!"

[Ryaja]

Calling 911 to ask how to exit Vim

Edited April 10, 2024 by Ryaja

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 aborted. Not enough privileges.

[Ryaja]

2 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Calling 911 aborted. Not enough privileges.

Sudo call 911

[ColdJ]

Calling 911 to put in your food order.

[AtomicTech]

Calling 911 to tell them that you've lost the TV remote.

[ColdJ]

Calling 911 to tell them what Jeb saw.

[Scarecrow71]

Calling 911 to ask if they have Prince Albert in a can.

[ColdJ]

Calling 911 to get the Fire Department to come around and open your can of beans.

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 to get the Water Department to come around and extinguish the fire caused by the Fire Department.

[ColdJ]

Calling 911 because you know how the movie ends.

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 to inform them about the glowing ghouls around.

[ColdJ]

Calling 911 to get into Tenpenny tower.

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 to ask, where should you put the depleted fission battery from your kitchen.

[BA-Forums]

Calling 911 because you found a cringy drawing you made when you were 12

[55delta]

Calling 911 to ask for the admin password.

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 because they are the only one, who is not trying to kill you. Yet. Until your call.

[ColdJ]

Calling 911 because a Zombie ate your anatomy homework.

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 from the Vault 119.

[ColdJ]

Calling 911 to report what NASA said at the press conference.

[kerbiloid]

Conjuring or summoning 911 without a protective circle is stupid.

[55delta]

Calling 911 for help completing your bug collection.

[AlamoVampire]

Calling 911 because you want to know if your phone can make glimmer glitter

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[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 because these are the only digit buttons working on your phone.