kerbiloid Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, cubinator said: Bugs! As there are vegetarian hamburgers instead of the real cows, it's a time to invent vegan bugburgers, to harm no cricket in process. Say, out of chitin after the molting. KFC = Kerbal Fried Chitins *** But while the bugs are still being eaten, a fruit dessert. Made of fruit flies grown on the customer's best fruits. Edited June 29, 2021 by kerbiloid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 56 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Say, out of chitin after the molting. Chitin itself is indigestible. Luckily the freezing process is painless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 1 minute ago, cubinator said: Chitin itself is indigestible. For humans. But as other species can digest it, it just should be fermented before cooking. A large vat for chitin fermentation, full of wings, antennas, and legs floating is spicy solution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 41 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: For humans. But as other species can digest it, it just should be fermented before cooking. A large vat for chitin fermentation, full of wings, antennas, and legs floating is spicy solution. You got this all planned out don't you? I am still set on chocolate and peanut butter myself, or maybe fruit rollups as a main course? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuke Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 various meat jerky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Kerbal Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 A sandwich with a pretty big pickle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 8 hours ago, Dientus said: You got this all planned out don't you? I'm pitching something to NASA next month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 (edited) 18 minutes ago, cubinator said: I'm pitching something to NASA next month. Crickers. From Cricket Crackers. *** Also the word "mealworm" now gets a totally new sense. *** As in Russian the ladybug is "god's cow", it could also produce beef. Edited June 30, 2021 by kerbiloid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuke Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 On 6/29/2021 at 8:02 AM, cubinator said: Bugs! I love alll the crunchy, crumbly things that get everywhere in space, like croutons and crackers...so maybe I should bring a lot of peanut butter to hold them together! thing is if you think you're not eating bugs, you're wrong. same goes for rat droppings. food production is not as clean and controlled as you think it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuke Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 On 6/29/2021 at 7:15 AM, kerbiloid said: The seafood is so healthy! Visit the Jeb's Diner! Ask for Smelly Jelly Fish Dish! seafood is good, when its fresh. it i significantly less good when its been one ice too long, and i wouldnt eat anything off of a factory trawler (idk if its a good idea to destroy the ocean over something as lame as a filet'o'fish sandwich). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Nuke said: seafood is good, when its fresh. it i significantly less good when its been one ice too long, and i wouldnt eat anything off of a factory trawler There is a plenty of potentially Kerbal snacks. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garum https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igunaq https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_sauce https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyster_sauce https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiokara https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sushi#History https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hákarl https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surströmming https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermented_fish https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=&sl=ru&tl=en&u=https://www.sevprostor.ru/istorija/istorija/817-eda.html (less, because not sea, but still, as ammonia) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food) *** As they seemingly have no ethanol, so the Kerbals should have no sweet taste receptors, and the human snacks taste like... not snacks for them. Edited July 1, 2021 by kerbiloid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tater Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSaint Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 8 minutes ago, tater said: Oh, man. My mom and dad had to hide those when I was a kid. If I found them I'd eat the whole box. But as for my snack in space, I still think it would be beef jerky. Salt and protein, can't get enough of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 (edited) Cats shouldn't eat chocolate, it's toxic for them. Why Kerbals should? Edited July 1, 2021 by kerbiloid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Kerbal Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 I thought kerbals were frogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 23 minutes ago, Wizard Kerbal said: I thought kerbals were frogs Kermans...Kermits...It checks out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tater Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 7 hours ago, TheSaint said: Oh, man. My mom and dad had to hide those when I was a kid. If I found them I'd eat the whole box. But as for my snack in space, I still think it would be beef jerky. Salt and protein, can't get enough of them. Ditto. I loved that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNM Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 (edited) Snacks... probably biscuit sticks. Spoiler AFAIK there are only these three brands : Also jerky. Gotta have something meat-y... Edited July 1, 2021 by YNM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 For me? Probably a lifetime supply of the HEB's Adobado Chips: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 (edited) I thought y'all might enjoy this The expert on eating snacks in space: ESA astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti IMO, this is arguably the most "Kerbal" video ESA ever posted Edited December 3, 2021 by Just Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Kerbal Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 On 7/1/2021 at 7:56 AM, cubinator said: Kermans...Kermits...It checks out. Oh jeez I started calling them kermits for at least an hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 A stock steak from the Kerbeef made of kows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzman Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 On 12/4/2021 at 3:37 AM, Just Jim said: I thought y'all might enjoy this The expert on eating snacks in space: ESA astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti IMO, this is arguably the most "Kerbal" video ESA ever posted I just love what being in space does to girl's hair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnemoe Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 On 12/16/2021 at 2:44 AM, benzman said: I just love what being in space does to girl's hair! It would take work getting that style in gravity. and love the corridor padded with packs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinkibaKaisoku Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Hmm theres too many choices, But perhaps KitKat and Lays chips. I may also bring a can or two of Coke, not sure about the wet burps tho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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