Famous Last Words

[RevanX_LSR]

you cannot, because we are speeding.

posting the time and date after every post

Edited August 19, 2023 by RevanX_LSR
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[ColdJ]

They can't track me this way, can they?

Procrastinating wont hurt my chances.

Edited August 19, 2023 by ColdJ

[TwoCalories]

17 hours ago, ColdJ said:

Procrastinating wont hurt my chances.

Uh... this sounds like last words already?

*ahem* for the third time, I will say this and this time someone will actually use this prompt.

On 8/17/2023 at 4:07 PM, TwoCalories said:

TK Trooper fighting against the Bad Batch (all Star Wars)

[Abel Military Services]

We are the good guys, aren't we? (dies)

Rob a bank. 

[TwoCalories]

Ha, that security guard didn't even see us! Wait, where did he go-

Infiltrating a military base.

Spoiler

4 minutes ago, Abel Military Services said:

We are the good guys, aren't we? (dies)

Rob a bank. 

You're back! By the way, your forum game Bring Jeb Home has risen from the dead, and then promptly buried again when I started a speed posting spree.

 

Edited August 19, 2023 by TwoCalories

[Abel Military Services]

Hey, that's a guard! Wait…He sees us! Let's go loud! 

(get dunked on)

Robbing First World Bank

[TwoCalories]

"Okay, let's take out those guards! 3... 2... 1... TAKE THA-"

Going against US Marines.

[Abel Military Services]

Comrades! Today we are facing the most powerful troop of United States. But I believe you guys can do it! 

Rob FBI

[AlamoVampire]

Ill just walk in and take all these files. What could go wrong?

ordering a pizza with pineapple on it

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[TwoCalories]

"I'd like a large pizza with ham and pineappl-"

Hating on pineapple pizza.

[AlamoVampire]

The lovers of pineapple on pizza wont mind me not ordering it that way right?

watching a total solar eclipse w/out solar filters or other forms of safety gear

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[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

"Wow! Thats is beauti-"

Robbing a LEGO store

[TwoCalories]

"God, these things are so expensive. Good thing I'm stealing them inste-" *steps on a pile of LEGO bricks that spilled*

Arguing about pineapple pizza.

[Kerbalsaurus]

“I hope everyone likes dinner.”

Playing Hearts of Iron IV.

[TwoCalories]

*Playing as German Reich* "Surely Russia won't be that cold..."

(Star Wars) A Stormtrooper.

Edited August 26, 2023 by TwoCalories

[AlamoVampire]

I dont need to duck as i go thru this opening!

letting the water level in the reactor go too low during a test.

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[TwoCalories]

"It's too cold in here, let me turn up the thermostat."

Paper cut from one of those really, really, thick papers.

Edited August 27, 2023 by TwoCalories

[ColdJ]

I am sure that if I try to cut a piece out of this really thick paper with this box cutter, that the blade won't snap and fly up into my eye.

Trusting those in power to do the right thing.

 

[TwoCalories]

"I sure hope that the people that lead our nation do what the people want instead of spending money on egregious things!"

Center of mass shifting on your VTOL craft.

[ColdJ]

I bet I can shift and adjust the thrust angle fast enough to keep up.

Trying to have all the last posts on one page.

[AlamoVampire]

I can rapid post, this will be ok

trying to convince someone to like the idea of lemon pizza

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[ColdJ]

I am sure the lemons will stay fresh and zesty when I put them in the oven, not shrivel into leathery lumps.

Doing a HALO jump.

 

[Akagi]

I love this video game.

Doing a Halo jump

[AlamoVampire]

Bet i can wait until 150 feet AGL to open my chute and be cool

buying an orange

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[TwoCalories]

Surely this orange will be good and juicy, not dry and bitter.

Cooking chicken.