Famous Last Words

[TwoCalories]

"Aww, you're so cute. You're not going to scratch me, are you-"

*ahem...*

On 10/28/2023 at 10:44 AM, TwoCalories said:

Doing on-street parking with your brand-new car and then hearing an action-movie car chase coming.

Edited October 29, 2023 by TwoCalories
Page 21. 21 divided by 7 is 3.

[kspbutitscursed]

wait why am hearing police sirens 

i mean whats soo interesting about the "KSP forums"  *uh oh*

[TwoCalories]

"KSP sucks."

Wondering what's for lunch while standing near a huge rocket that has a defective LH2 valve.

Spoiler

@kspbutitscursed,

[kspbutitscursed]

Do they still have those double decker cheeseburgers explosion 

 

Standing by for launch 

[Kimera Industries]

"We are go for lunch, I repeat, we are go for lunch."

"Aw, come on, he wants us to get lunch for him again? When will we ever launch?"

 

Thinking that SLS is better than Starship

[kspbutitscursed]

Both rockets are good

 

I like trains  

 

 

 

[Kimera Industries]

*train noises*

 

Launching a Tesla to Mars

[Kerbalsaurus]

4 hours ago, Kimera Industries said:

Launching a Tesla to Mars

One more piece of debris couldn’t hurt…

Taking a trip to Mississippi.

[kspbutitscursed]

wheres that river again 

trying to get approval for an rocket launch 

[TwoCalories]

Hope the government approves of this massive rocket that we're launching next to this residential area!

Saying your opinion on Reddit (this won't end well).

Edited November 8, 2023 by TwoCalories

[kspbutitscursed]

Hmmm KSP-2 is actually not bad *WAR*

 

talking about the KSP forums moderators in a poor manner

[TwoCalories]

"Yeah? Well what are you gonna do about it? Ban me?"

Spoiler

*minutes later*

"Well dang, they banned me."

Putting LOX (Liquid Oxygen) on a bagel instead of lox (the smoked salmon).

[Kimera Industries]

"Boy, this lox sure is cold-" *explosion as soon as liquid oxygen does what it does*

Building a scale paper model of Discovery except out of regular paper, not cardstock

[kspbutitscursed]

Hmmm why is this so cold oo-

 

Banning alamo vampire by S25

[ColdJ]

I am sure Alamo won't take revenge on me.

Creating a cartoon about Jedi Younglings, set just before the events of Revenge of the Sith.

[TwoCalories]

"But this'll conflict with ALL the lore- ooh, look at this money we can get!"

Buying an orange.

[TwoCalories]

"Surely this wasn't already posted on this thread, right?"

Using robotic parts in KSP1 to build a construction crane and lifting heavy rocket fuel tanks.

[Kimera Industries]

"Wait, where's my center of mass if I pick this up?" *crane tips over and destroys the KSC*

DLC robotics parts just being... cursed.

[Kerb24]

"I'll just deploy this sat. really quick." *Catastrophic kraken attack*

Having an idea for a parts mod.

Edited November 12, 2023 by Kerb24

[Royalswissarmyknife]

"3d Modelling can't be that hard."

Installing something from a shady website

[AlamoVampire]

Hmm… a file cleaner from shadyprograms.crime? Whats the worst that can happen? Ill be fine!

having an idea for a full symphony and original music for it.

010111132023

[Kimera Industries]

Hey, composing is easy- it's just dots on lines! Besides, it sounds good in my head!

Getting all excited about the possible Starship launch this Friday when it will probably get moved back.

[Kerbalsaurus]

Yo, what’s the FAA doing here?

Power outage that effects the entire east coast.

[TwoCalories]

"I'm so glad I did a ton of grocery shopping today!"

Sleeping.

[Kimera Industries]

"Just another five minutes." *Rip Van Winkle happens* You have experienced a five-minute nap at maximum time warp. Congratulations, everyone you know is dead.

Reading a sci-fi book /watching a sci-fi movie and watching it just have ships fly up and now they are magically in orbit.