Clickbaitify it!

[Rutabaga22]

1) NEW KERBAL MAGIC PROGRAM | BEST GAME EVER? | STRAIGHT UP POGGERS?!?!

[Kerbalsaurus]

2) I played the new Kerbal Magic Program so you wouldn’t have to…

[ColdJ]

3: Now Kerbals can play Quiddich. CLICK HERE to find out more!

[tajwo]

4. DANGEROUS New WITCHCRAFT Simulator Is DESTROYING KIDS MINDS!

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On 10/31/2022 at 3:14 PM, Maria Sirona said:

1: famous game enjoyed by MILLIONS gets an update that transforms it into a HORROR GAME! I Don't read at 3AM

tfw when you predict the future

 

[Maria Sirona]

22 hours ago, tajwo said:

4. DANGEROUS New WITCHCRAFT Simulator Is DESTROYING KIDS MINDS!

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tfw when you predict the future

 

What

[ColdJ]

19 hours ago, Maria Sirona said:

What

1: @Maria Sirona misses @tajwos subtle dig at the new PD launcher. Commedians to raise money for homeless satirists.

[ColdJ]

Commedians to raise money for homeless satirists.

[Abel Military Services]

3 Expert said that "what" is a key to find aliens! 

[Kerbalsaurus]

4. I called the WHAT at 3 a.m.!!!!!!!! *they responded*

[Abel Military Services]

New title: NASA bought 6 kg Plutonium-238 from Russia. 

[Deddly]

1) This DeLorian is going to be able to drive for a LONG time

[ColdJ]

2: NASA rushing towards the Nuclear Age. Find out how.

[ColdJ]

3: What has NASA and a yellow dog from Disney, got in common? Click to find out.

[kspbutitscursed]

Ksp volumetric clouds just released CLICK here to find out how to download

[GGG-GoodGuyGreg]

Find out what NASA bought from Russia. It’s a very dangerous move!

Edited May 4, 2023 by GGG-GoodGuyGreg

[Abel Military Services]

New title: Unnamed kerbal died

[Kerbalsaurus]

1. *SECRET government plot swings into FULL effect*

[kspbutitscursed]

SUPER HEAVY nukes pad people die

[Kerbalsaurus]

6 hours ago, kspbutitscursed said:

SUPER HEAVY nukes pad people die

Did you read the rules? You have to follow the phrase made by other people, and clickbait it. Read them here.

Spoiler

Here, actually.

[ColdJ]

2: A Kerbal who cannot be named, died in a top secret experiment. Click here for a secret.

[Abel Military Services]

3 unidentified kerbal died on Gene Kerman's bed. Click here to see the photo. 

On 5/5/2023 at 2:27 AM, Kerbalsaurus said:

Did you read the rules? You have to follow the phrase made by other people, and clickbait it. Read them here.

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Here, actually.

Get rickrolled lol

[ColdJ]

New Title.

Kerbin is now covered in buildings.

[ffx]

1. SECRET GOVERMENTAL PLOT to convert KERBIN into an ECUMENOPOLIS (REAL) (NOT FAKE) (NOT HOAX)

[ColdJ]

2.Disney plot to buy Kerbin and turn it into Coruscant . Click here for more.

Edited June 25, 2023 by ColdJ

[Kerbalsaurus]

3. The GOVERNMENT is planning to take away YOUR FREEDOM to go OUTSIDE CLICK HERE to fight against it.