kspbutitscursed Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 lets hope we dont forget SAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 Our rockets run on Funky Cold Medina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 While everyone's eye was attached to Starship, the boring company has dug an interplanetary tunnel to the Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 The Crawler is so slow we didnt notice it wasn't moving for 8 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 Gold foil keeps our sandwiches extra fresh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 The gold foil isn't actually gold we just painted tinfoil yellow because it looked cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 We are sorry we started the whole disposable plastics trend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 Voyagers are returning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 "Rather than study the samples returned from OSIRIS-REx, we refined them and turned them into liquid fuel and oxidizer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerb24 Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 "Apollo 11 has successfully achieved Lunar orbit; however, we have now noticed that 2 astronauts were automatically added to the LM." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbalsaurus Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 (edited) "We like Roscosmos." Edited September 17, 2023 by Kerbalsaurus i cant spel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 19, 2023 Share Posted September 19, 2023 We bought a Buran second hand are going to do it up to make an orbiting B&B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 We bought 100 rocket 4s from astra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CollectingSP Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 (edited) "Commerical Crew was/is extremely underfunded compared to Artemis." Edited September 22, 2023 by CollectingSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Our floors make for squeaky shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 percy landed on venus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 We only use "Off the shelf" parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 "Just a little push…" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 "Artemis 3 has successfully returned to Lunar orbit. However, we regret to inform you that the crew forgot to transfer the science data to the ascent stage, thus leaving all the data on the surface." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Our latest probe to Mars will be called "Rover McRove Face." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 (edited) "During this historic first step on Mars, it appears that the astronaut slipped and fell down onto the surface. His first words on the surface were 'owww, dang it.'" Edited October 21, 2023 by TwoCalories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerb24 Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 "We've decided to finally move to the latest version and try the new tech tree everyone was talking about." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 "During the flight, one of the engineers decided to activate one booster decoupler prematurely 'just for fun'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 "Fools! It isn't a joke!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Tours of the fake moon landing set will start at 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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