Stormpilot Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 (edited) BROKEN TELEPHONE floor tiles? Edited August 12, 2021 by Stormpilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Ceramic. Will Jimmy Neutron marry Sally Proton and have a baby electron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mukita12 Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 No, they be Nuclear Why is plane go woooosh instead of go REEEEEEEEEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 No particular Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeson. What is a Nuclear family? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 (edited) A family from the deserts around New Mexico featured in the film "the hills have eyes" Why can't I stop going back to horror topics? Edited August 13, 2021 by Dientus correction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Disney made you do it. Why do I need to balance out anarchy with order? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 German engineering helps cat goes woof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Only when Tom is hiding from Spike. If Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Thomas Hewitt and Frederick Charles Krueger all met at a Red lobster, who would pay the bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 All of them twice, if Jodelle Ferland is already there. Why there were no kiwi in Hobbiton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Did you look in the cooking pots? Why do I have to read the instructions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Because how else do you get rapid unplanned disassembly? How to breathe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dressian Exploder Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 (edited) tihnhiniiningggnnh huhrruhrurhruhrurhrhrhrhhghgnhuh Repeat x675,000,000 How to wash computer? Edited August 14, 2021 by The Dressian Exploder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperDraco Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Personally I prefer a mixture of 3 parts of concentrated Hydrochloric acid with 1 part of molten Pewter after the HCl has loosened the dirt and grime off the circuitry and components. How to outpizza the hut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 CERIAL AIRPLANE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 No, AIRVOLUME. Waterline? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 No, liguid tubing. Bedspring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Nope, you have to pay for dinner yourself. Breadline? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 No, the flowers are revolting. We must protect ourselves! Why flowers revolt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapitalizing Every Word Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 lack of funding How do you walk backwards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 Very carefully. Stop sign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSP_linux0191 Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 If it's not shaped like an octagon, than it means go. What did the cat say after it ate the computer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 "I do like me some chips." When do you feed your Kerbals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 Anytime before midnight. After midnight they become "kremlins" If your back aches you get a massage. Should you get one for a toothache? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 Yes, but the toothfairy is booked 1500 years in advance! if the above is true, then who made bubble gum? 031808152021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 The dentists drumming up business. If a tree dances in a forest, are you not amazed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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