Stormpilot Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Waiter! There’s an explosive in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Waiter: No @Stormpilot. That is actually @The Doodling Astronaut's megathread in your soup. It just looks ready to explode. Customer: Waiter, there is a Gluon Gun in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 No. Locked. But waiter, the Kerbal Space Center is in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 No. Locked? Customer: Waiter there is the entire Kerbol system spiraling in their orbits in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Waiter: they are just waiting the release of you final mod and wanted to remind you. Customer: Waiter! There's a clicker in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Waiter: Huh? In what context? I'll just get you some more soup. Customer: Waiter! There is an entire chicken in this soup! I think you may have skipped a step when making it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeth Kerman Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Waiter: Huh, we may have. Customer: Waiter! There is a fish swimming in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Waiter: Yes it is a tropical fish and they like the warmer climate. Customer:Waiter their is a Souperman in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 (edited) Waiter: Well, we put soupermans, in case of a villain in the soup. Customer: There is a SPAGHETTIFIED KERBAL in my soup! Edited July 11, 2021 by Som-Boi_lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Oops, we thought ya wanted the spaghettified kerbal soup. Now that we check again, you ordered just the regular spaghetti soup. Apologies, we will bring your spaghetti soup immediately. Waiter! There's a pair of glasses in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 (edited) Waiter : please do not make fun of the near-sighted celery and blind potato blend soup. Waiter! There's a rose in my soup! Edited July 11, 2021 by Dientus changed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Well, apparently the chef likes you. Waiter! There is an iPhone in this soup playing this video! (I hope you like it! Sorry, I know I seem pretty desperate to show this, but I think this is one of my best videos) Kiebherr KTM 1070-4.2 "cover" photo courtesy of @OrdinaryKerman (Thanks man!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Waiter:Sorry can't watch that as IPhones die as soon as they get wet. Customer: Waiter there is that giant Octopus monster from the Tom Baker, Doctor Who seasons in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffx Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 Grab it from the soup Waiter, theres a failed star in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 Call it Jupiter and find 79 moons orbiting it. Uh... Waiter... There is something in my soup that is vibrating so fast i can't see clearly what it is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 Waiter: That is the "Flash", he is just warming your soup by vibrating the molecules really fast. Customer: Waiter, Gilligan's Island is in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 Eat the island and quit whining. Waiter there is Minmus in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 Waiter: Yes it is green cheese soup. Customer: Waiter, there is a periscope in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 Thats just the soup trolls scouting out their next victim. waiter there is a badge in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Waiter: Sorry, that was a limited feature that only lasted a nanosecond. Customer: Waiter, there is an Elmer Fudd in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 He's there to catch that Wascally Wabbit also in your soup. Waiter! There's unrefined lithium in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 Waiter: That is in there to stop you having a heart attack and to help store lots of energy for later. Customer: Waiter there is a lego excavator in my soup that @Ben J. Kerman was looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 (edited) What the hell im not Ben Kerman, ill take the LEGO though Waiter there is a Gemini MOL in my soup Edited July 16, 2021 by Lancasterace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 Waiter: Ok, I'll take it since you took @Ben J. Kerman's Lego excavator. Customer: Waiter, There is a wasp in this soup!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 Waiter: okay I'll take that since it's a BattleTech wasp. Waiter! There's a grocery list in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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