ColdJ Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 On 7/22/2014 at 4:20 AM, kenbobo said: player one: waiter there's a fly in my soup! player two: yes, it's swimming very well, Waiter! theres a cat in my soup! ETC. Here's mine. Waiter, theres a kerbal in my soup! It case we have forgotten the format, here is the very first post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Welp, E V O L U T I O N Spoiler Say it in Mr. @ShadowZone's voice. It's fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerb24 Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 No idea what to say. Waiter! There is a extreme lack of on topic posts in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Ah yes you orders the off topic soup. Waiter! Theres a forum game in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Waiter" Yes Sir. It looks like they are constantly claiming a hill. C:W, There is a Butterfly having no affect on anything in my soup. It looks lonely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 The butterfly's from the nearby zoo, it misses its friends. Let me get it back home. WAITER! There's an army in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 No, sir. We wash the plates and boil the vegetables, no army or colony can survive there. W8er! A five o'clock tea, please. Three here and two more to take with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Waiter: Sorry Sir but we are out. I can give you some S's or U's C:W, There is a boy named SU in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerb24 Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 Quickly! Stop him from binding with the letter E! Waiter! There is a R-7 in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 Waiter: Make a run for it!!! Customer: Can I get free soup next time? Waiter: There's going to be no free soup if we don't get outta here!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Waiter: It is alright, it was very thick soup and absorbed the blast. C:W, There is a bubble in my soup that is expanding at an enormous rate and has reached the size of a weather balloon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Waiter: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, ColdJ said: Waiter: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!! Customer: But my Soda... Spoiler @ColdJ, this is one of my favorite comments of all time! Edited October 6, 2021 by AtomicTech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Yes, you have a soda. Waiter! There's a big fish in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 It's a primordial soup, it lives there. Waiter! Is it a hot dog or a hot centipede? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 I dunno but it has less than 100 legs Waiter! There's communism in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 "Ah yes, OUR soup." the waiter responded, donning a heavy Russian Accent and a trench coat, "Comrade, come we need you in the space program. We need to beat the Americans to the Moon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 @AtomicTech, that was absolutely great! But ya forgot something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 Waiter: I am sorry but you 2 need to order something if you wish to use the seats in this restaraunt. C:W, There is a vortex in my soup and it is sucking in the nearby Meatball systems and their orbiting vegetables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 (edited) Our cook said, there is a lot of black holes in these potatoes. Probably, it's one of them. Waiter! A three-color dango, please. A neutron star, a black hole, a brown dwarf. Edited October 7, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 Waiter: There you go sir: A Toucan, One of the Pointer Sisters, Your check and I am 4 foot 2 and have a tan. C:W, There is an association in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 Yes, our local student association is gifting you this plate of soup. Waiter! Do you have a helloween pumpkin meal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 Waiter: Yes it includes frankfurts and a smiley face pumpkin. C:W,There is something hypnotic in my soup that is drawing me in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 It's a hypnotoad. They live near the trashcan. Waiter! A portion of chicken pork, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Waiter: What kind of chicken? Customer: Um, you have more than one kind of chicken? Waiter: Yes actually! There's raw chicken, cooked chicken, not chicken, and beef. Customer: I'll take the beef chicken. Waiter: Great! So that's one serving of beef chicken pork, coming right up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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