jastrone Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 granted. the snow smelts because of the high heat and you drown in boiling water. i whish for the best gaming pc ever created Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Granted. It immediately explodes as soon as you turn the power on. I wish I was a Kerbal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) You get thrown in the hands of an inexperienced player who inadvertently strands you in kerbolar orbit. (full honest: i never did that) I wish for a better laptop. Edited February 12, 2021 by OrdinaryKerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmateurAstronaut1969 Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) Granted, its 0.1% better Than your Old one. I Wish For Two Wishes. Edited February 12, 2021 by Ollz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jastrone Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 granted. ill use it for you right now i wish for dirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Granted. You die and are buried without a coffin. Dirt is piled upon your corpse to bury you. I wish for a cup of hot cocoa, at the perfect temperature for imbibing, to be given to the person who corrupts this wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikenike Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Just now, Popestar said: I wish for a cup of hot cocoa Granted, you got it, but you realise that it smells of almonds, moments later, you notice that a foam is coming out of your mouth, you try to breathe, but can't. You die shortly after. I want nothing, for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) Granted, however I give you something. I wish for the USSR to come back. Edited February 12, 2021 by STORMPILOTkerbalkind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jastrone Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) granted the ussr nukes everything i wish to go back in time and poisson some guys hot cocoa with some poison that smells like almonds. Edited February 12, 2021 by jastrone someone else replied faster than me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) Granted, but that guy turns out to be your great-grandpa and so you never existed in the first place but for you to not exist you must also exist. You become something that can only be defined as anything other than itself. Space and time are broken, irreversibly. I wish to be good at Blender modelling. Edited February 12, 2021 by OrdinaryKerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Granted. A piece of wood, a mallet, a chisel, and you start making perfect wooden models of blenders and other kitchen stuff. I wish for beer. But I don't drink it, so just to pour it in sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Granted. You are dropped in a vat of beer and drown. I wish for school to end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Granted. Now society has collapsed, and it’s your fault. I wish for a turkey sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Granted. It is a turkey feather sammich I wish for less homework Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jastrone Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 granted. you have to stay one hour extra per day in scool to regain all the lost time of homework. i wish i knew everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmateurAstronaut1969 Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Granted, you now know the answer to every question and joke, the ending to every TV show and movie, and even the whole story of your life. You are Never Surprised and therefore become Depressed. I wish for the person who grants my wish to be caught in a paradox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) Granted, it’s a pretend paradox. I wish that there were more Calvin and Hobbes comics. Edited February 12, 2021 by STORMPILOTkerbalkind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 3 hours ago, STORMPILOTkerbalkind said: Granted, it’s a pretend paradox. I wish that there were more Calvin and Hobbes comics. Granted. Now everyone lives inside of Calvin and Hobbe’s world. I wish for a P-51 I can fly around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Granted, a me-262 shoots you down with rockets. I wish for a flight sim in my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 (edited) Granted, and the damage done to your house from an SR-71 Blackbird taking off and landing in your living room is beyond repair. I wish for a 12th season of Shameless. Edited February 13, 2021 by Popestar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Granted. Each episode is only 1 Planck unit of time long, and after the normal number of episodes of a season the show will never be made again. i wish to be in the calvin and hobbes universe. 230702122021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Granted. You are a toboggan I wish for a nuclear thermal rocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Granted. You are inspecting it on the test stand when it suddenly fires, showering you with nuclear death. I wish I could understand the material editor in taniwha's blender to .mu plugin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Granted. Now you have started coding the pluggin replacements. Next five years will pass fast. I wish the Nyrath/TiktaalikDreaming Orion mods had gotten revived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Granted but it fails to work on your install. i wish for peace. 041302132021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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