Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[ColdJ]

Granted. You now own the remains of the actor Benny Hill.

I wish that the swimming pool at the KSC slid back to reveal the hangar for Thunderbird 1.

[Arecibo Kerman]

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Edited September 6, 2021 by Arecibo Kerman
Nevermind

[Maria Sirona]

@Arecibo Kerman, ColdJ answered the question already! And that question has been asked already.

[ColdJ]

To get this rolling again. I wish that the KSC pool slid back to reveal Thunderbird 1 and you could open the SPH to reveal Thunderbird 2.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You now use Thunderbird 2.0.

Spoiler

I wish it was as good as The Bat, but I understand that it's a real world, not a fiery tail.

[ColdJ]

Granted. A It's as good as a Bat with a fiery tail.

I wish for a rocket launch pad where the rocket comes up through a donut shaped building that overlooks the sea.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Mun has donuts and (lunar) seas.

I wish the lunar seas had tides.

[Maria Sirona]

Granted. But we had to take the tides from somewhere so now half the earth does not have 'em.

 

 

I wish i was capable of finally choosing what shirt to pick

[ColdJ]

Granted. Now all your shirts are exactly the same in every way and you will always make the right choice.

I wish I knew why all the IVAs stopped turning up.

[kerbiloid]

Because the IVA upturner is overloaded.

On 9/9/2021 at 7:01 PM, Maria Sirona said:

I wish i was capable of finally choosing what shirt to pick

T shirt.
Because  O,P,Q,R,S shirts have already been chosen this week.

***

I wish for a free discombobulation.

 

[Maria Sirona]

Sure thing but it has to be combibulated first

 

 

I wish i was in the land of cotton (yes that one)

[ColdJ]

Granted. But is in the middle of a drought.

I wish I was in the land of Flax. (That is where linen comes from.)

[Kerb24]

Granted. But all the flax is on fire.

I wish I could make a Eve lander.

Edited September 13, 2021 by Kerb24

[ffx]

Granted: But you always forget the parachutes (aka your lander goes boom at landing)
I wish to get corrupted text
 

Spoiler

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Edited September 14, 2021 by ffx

[ColdJ]

Granted. A Nigerian prince needs your help. Please click on the link to get your reward.

 

I wish to not get automated calls claiming my Amazon Iphone has been ordered, and to press 1 to be connected with a scam artist.

Edited September 15, 2021 by ColdJ

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You work in the Amazon call center, and you have to select 1 on your table phone dial to call the artist from another hut. Welcome to the Amazon jungle office.

I wish to properly distribute all stored procedure parameters today.

Edited September 15, 2021 by kerbiloid

[Admiral Fluffy]

Granted. They are distributed, but no one reads them.

I wish that I could have a hovercraft.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Ho! You have a werecraft. A repair shop turns it from a piece of old junk back into the car every full moon.

 

17 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

I wish to properly distribute all stored procedure parameters today.

 

10 hours ago, Admiral Fluffy said:

Granted. They are distributed, but no one reads them.

So, then it was double granted as I don't want to have them readable. Thanks.

***

I wish to enable the shower.

[ColdJ]

@kerbiloid I think your translation program may be acting up.

10 hours ago, Admiral Fluffy said:

I wish that I could have a hovercraft.

Granted. But you have to build it and buy the parts for it yourself.

9 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

I wish to enable the shower.

Granted. A small cloud follows you everywhere and showers you constantly.

I wish people would see things the way I see them.

[Maria Sirona]

Granted. Now everyone sees exactly what you see no matter where their eyes point at.

 

 

 

I wish i had a plane i could guide with the power of my thought

[ColdJ]

Granted. You now have your very own Astral Plane.

I wish I could step through the rips in reality.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Your HDD is full of DVDrips and siterips, so you can walk through them.

I wish to have a translation program which is acting up.

[ColdJ]

Granted. Ho-ver there you see that your translation program has started translating everything in to Shakespearian quotes. So that it might divide it's Acts and promote it's thespian career.

I wish I had got the pun the first time. Doh!!

[AtomicTech]

Spoiler

This is going to be hard...

Granted! Every sentence you make has a dad pun in it, often repeating.

I wish that my KSP ran at 60 fps consistantly.....

[adsii1970]

Granted. But you can no longer save games and you must reboot your system every thirty minutes.

I wish I didn't have to go into the campus today.