kerbiloid Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 The one you just have wished. I wish to play Duke Nuk'em 3d first time again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 You can, assuming you can get a NES. I wish I can get a third occasion in a row to say EGAP WEN KOOL YEH! in a post that is not the first of the page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Granted. Now only the posts with "nwe pge llokking" are counted, so your post is the first. I wish squids had released a human space program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Ganted, but it's all glitchy because everything works perfectly... The rockets aren't supposed to be rigid, do they? I wish my day was better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 (edited) . Granted: We are now betting on the outcome of your day. Kerbiloid said: I wish squids had released a human space program. Based on convention, All characters would have surname Herbal. I wish that Jebediah Herbal has a long grey beard. Edited January 31, 2022 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Granted, it's used for herbal medicines. I wish to go hypersonic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Granted. Unfortunately, the human body isn't meant to go that fast without protection, and you find your skin has been ripped off your muscles rather quickly. And violently. I wish to not ever have to see that corruption happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Granted. Nobody tries to give you a bribe. 5 hours ago, ColdJ said: All characters would have surname Herbal. I wish that Jebediah Herbal has a long grey beard. With bubbling sounds. Jeble-dliahl Hler-bl. *** I wish the visible sun was adjustable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Granted, since it's adjustable, people wanted its color to be pink. Some people get mad since they hate pink. They rebel and everything turns to a hot mess. I wish for humor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Granted. You have the humoral regulations of some internal organs (say, the heart). I wish to repeat this unexpected joke in another thread, too. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Granted, @ColdJtakes in the honor in a way it ruins the joke. I wish to interact with a Swiftie here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Grantable. Get hired by an international bank, and you will become an official Swift client. Spoiler I wish Visa and MasterCard allowed the payments in Kerbal currency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Yes, 1 Kerbuck is worth less than 1 Venezuelan cent. I wish Azur Lane was real life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffx Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 (edited) Granted, but it WAS in real life, something has resulted in it being removed from irl I wish i wish that i wish that i wish how to i wish Edited February 2, 2022 by ffx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 The revenge of Azur Lane: Not granted! 3 hours ago, ffx said: Granted, but it WAS in real life, something has resulted in it being removed from irl haha, i'm in it I wish for FLYING WHALES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 Granted. Chicxulub repeats. I wish for the Fallout's Delta IX proper blueprints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 Haha, they were corrupted in transit I wish for The 300 to be removed from existence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 Granted. Xerxes did it. I wish Mitanni was filmed not in just one movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 Haha, it's filmed in 1-millisecond segments. I wish for more oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 You get a giant giant dump of crude oil onto your location and it’s all boiling hot. I wish for pack of Oreos. I wish for them to all be included in the original Oreo packaging. I wish for nobody, including myself, to be injured in the process. I wish the Oreos to taste like the original chocolate Oreos with the original Oreo filling. I wish them to not be discoloured or dis shaped. I wish to be happy with my receiving of Oreos and I wish that nobody’s property, including mine and government/ crown land is not damaged or removed. I also wish that no animals are hurt, including my pets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 mmmmm, yummy The oreos are black holes, trapping you in a universe where oreos don't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 Just now, Akagi said: mmmmm, yummy The oreos are black holes, trapping you in a universe where oreos don't exist. I would be unhappy, which would go against the terms and conditions of my wish. Also you forgot to make a wish. I wish for a 1/72 scale model of a F-104C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 It's broken. I wish for my sister to be home more often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 13 minutes ago, Stormpilot said: I wish for pack of Oreos. I wish for them to all be included in the original Oreo packaging. I wish for nobody, including myself, to be injured in the process. I wish the Oreos to taste like the original chocolate Oreos with the original Oreo filling. I wish them to not be discoloured or dis shaped. I wish to be happy with my receiving of Oreos and I wish that nobody’s property, including mine and government/ crown land is not damaged or removed. I also wish that no animals are hurt, including my pets. Granted, a political man slaps you with this: Quote Do not make wishes that are designed to be difficult to corrupt. (e.g., 'I wish for this, but not for this, this and this to happen.') No double-posting, and no exceptions. Do not derail the thread by continual posting of irrelevant material and/or repeated and refined/similar wishes. a) Only one wish per post is permitted, and it must not have extra conditions or additional events not implied in the initial phrasing. (e.g., you cannot say "I wish I had a cake that can't explode on me.", but you can say "I wish I had an inert cake.") If this rule is overlooked, the conditions applied by additional wording in the wish should be ignored. Do not make wishes that would overrule moderation decision on the forum, e.g., "I wish [user] hadn't been banned", "I wish my thread hadn't been moved", etc. If you have a gripe, take it up with the moderation team directly. and then the Oreos and the man dissapears from existence 8 minutes ago, Stormpilot said: I wish for a 1/72 scale model of a F-104C Granted, a 1/72 Stormpilot steals it and flies it until it runs out of fuel 5 minutes ago, Akagi said: I wish for my sister to be home more often Granted, she's more often when there's a really bad moment on your location(Tornados, Barn owls attack, and more) I wish that i had, at least, some sweet cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 Just now, BlackMesaSurvivor said: Granted, she's more often when there's a really bad moment on your location(Tornados, Barn owls attack, and more) The worst thing that happens at Sakura HQ is Siren attacks. See my About Me. The cookies are rotten. I wish for DONUTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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