JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 1 hour ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. Now you have to pay ecological fine on every deleted file. I wish for a time machine to bring a butterfly from far past. Granted, the butterfly is bigger than Mothra and explodes I wish for.. hmm... ksp2 to have stable physics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superluminal Gremlin Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 (edited) Granted. Due to interesting physic, the butterfly turns into antimatter to come back to present time, and blows up with the force of the force to the A-bomb used in WW2. I wish for 1 KSP 2 planet to have some form of an ecosphere also new page Edited January 31, 2023 by Superluminal Gremlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 Granted. But it's atmosphere will be too thin to Aerobrake. BTW it's even farther than Eeloo! I wish Jool can have a surface that I can land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 (edited) Granted. However, being the second largest object in the Kerbol System in terms of size and mass, the delta-V requirements are so large that landing on the surface is impossible to achieve. Thus, all these worlds are yours. Except Jool, attempt no landing there. I wish Jool was compressed into a green candy. Edited February 1, 2023 by Exploro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 Granted. Unfortunately, the high density turns it into a neutron star. I wish I can enter the Tian'anmen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 Granted: But it is censored. I wish they had popped the balloon with a pin rather than a missile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 Granted, the pin was strapped to a firework rocket. I wish humans needed no sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 Granted. But now see "Loading..." every five minutes. I wish for new clones of nucleons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 (edited) The new nucleons, nerotron and poeutron, somehow get in every atomic nucleus in the universe and turn everything into strange matter I wish the $3/entry parking place near a mall I go to doesn't get more expensive Edited February 7, 2023 by OrdinaryKerman Not US dollars, not even formally called the dollar, but as of a few years ago some older people here still call it the dollar. Exchange rate is about 4 to US$1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 Granted. It's $3/entry, but the entries shrink, so you have to Take Two. I wish for KSP Sims to let the Kerbals have gardens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 Granted. Now it's on the To-Do list of a KSP2 staff(Probably Nate Simpson). Unfortunately, he lost that paper. I wish for stopping arguing about the balloon and starting discussing about scientists found water in an asteroid. (JX2 sample) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 (edited) Granted. The scientists found water in an asteroid (JX2). Now they need a balloon to pour it in. I wish the Ancient Egyptians had digital photocameras. Edited February 7, 2023 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 (edited) Granted. It is the beginning of the 1 Century AD. In the Library of Alexandria, appearing out of nowhere, in the midst of patrons and scholars, is a strange rectangular shaped contraption. On either side is a square shaped jewel, one flat and dark, the other rounded and transparent. It is unclear what its function is. One curious patron, Jeb, decided to exam the device. Seizing it up, he roughly handles the mysterious object, so much so that the device become damaged. Crudely prying a panel, Jeb's tool pierces into the device. There is a bright flash and smoke appears, then a blaze rages out from device. The flames set fire to the table Jeb was seated at, which had other objects stacked upon it. These are consumed by the flames too and in short order the great Library of Alexandria burns to the ground. I wish this scenario becomes a movie. Edited February 10, 2023 by Exploro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Granted. With Bruce Willis as the pharaoh, as you don't need to shave him, and his face describes everything what's happening in Alexandria without words. .I wish for Cro-Magnon cartoons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHACK4142 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 22 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: .I wish for Cro-Magnon cartoons. Granted, you look outside. I wish that I would stop procrastinating... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Granted. You are out of procrasts, but started listening podcasts. Podcastination. I wish for a better thing than the one I'm currently connecting to the pod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) Granted. You connect an airlock to the core pod. It's the 114514th airlock on your space station. I wish for more realistic Kraken drive. Edited February 9, 2023 by Abel Military Services Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Granted. The last thing you can see is the world around, collapsing due to the bug in the code. I wish for snow melting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 5 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. The last thing you can see is the world around, collapsing due to the bug in the code. I wish for snow melting. Granted, now theres no more snow OR ice and the sea levels just rose a ton I wish for a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHACK4142 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Granted, you own the company Wish. I wish I had better memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Granted. Now you have DDR5. I wish for HeOH. He(OH)2 is also appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Granted. Now you get a big tank of that. Unfortunately, the hydrogen in it was replaced with Deuterium, and you accidentally detonated a nuke beside it. Now, it's a Deuterium-boosted Atomic Bomb. I wish for Duna colony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Granted. You are in the middle of the desert, and your food is a colony of microbes. I wish for werevampires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 (edited) Granted. The WERE Vampire program is implemented worldwide, treating the formerly un-dead, rehabilitating them and reintegrating them as normal and productive members of society. I wish for an english breakfast with blood sausage. Edited February 12, 2023 by Exploro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Granted. You are now a member of the Great British Empire. I wish for a white flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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