TwoCalories Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 (edited) Granted. ... ... ... I wish I could come up with creative things to comment in forum games. Edited April 28 by TwoCalories I also wish I could also come up with a "new page" phrase Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 All previous memories of your posts have vanished, including the posts themselves! I wish kerbals visited us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviator01 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 Granted. They ate every snack on the planet and crashed all of our rockets. I wish for a solid rocket booster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 It flies into your house because the manufacturer forgot to seal the O-ring correctly. I wish we had more land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 Granted. A special man dives to bring it from the sea bottom for your atoll. Spoiler I wish it was a series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 The series is put on Netflix as an exclusive, and is abandoned after 3 episodes being left on a cliffhanger. (this is probably the most likely ending) I wish for a macrowave Spoiler Context: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 Granted. You kill yourself turning it on. I wish for an SSTO design that doesn't explode upon re-entering Kerbin's atmosphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 Granted: It implodes instead. I wish I could use Star Wars space physics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Granted. Now you can beep in vacuum. I wish to watch the two episodes of a comedy series which I had downloaded last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 They're extremely laggy and just purely painful to watch. I wish for mars to be like in the early days (early sci-fi works depicting mars having water) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Granted. Martians invade Earth, just like in H. G. Well's War of the Worlds. Except this time, they invent successful vaccines. I wish our moon was replaced with Mars to make missions easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Granted. Phobos and Deimos are attracted by the Earth, and hit it. I wish for lunar rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Granted: Several people moon you. I wish for a mint kit kat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA-Forums Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 (edited) Granted, but when you drink water after, all the liquids in your mouth turn to dry ice. I wish to meet Patron the dog Edited May 1 by BA-Forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 He bites you. You die of rabies days later. I wish for a quantum computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 (edited) It irradiates you with the power source. You follow him. Spoiler I wish for relativity cola. Edited May 1 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 1 hour ago, kerbiloid said: It irradiates you with the power source. You follow him. Hide contents I wish for relativity cola. The bombs fall just as you get a taste of the cola. How ironic. I wish for a personal wormhole i can control Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Granted. It's the diameter of a single electron, and warps just enough space to travel less than millimeter. I wish to be captain of the starship Enterprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Granted. Your enterprise is considered illegal, and its captain is arrested. 8 hours ago, Iapetus7342 said: I wish for a personal wormhole i can control Granted, too. Here you go. Spoiler I wish apples were oranges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 (edited) Granted: Apples and Oranges swap places in the supermarket so that the signs are now incorrect. I wish for an underground house. Edited May 2 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Granted. You bring some ground onto the roof. I wish the Earth was orbiting the Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Granted. The name of the Moon is changed to be "Earth", and the name of Earth is changed to be "Moon". Earth orbits Moon. I wish I could survive in the vacuum of space indefinitely without need for life support systems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 You are now a space rock with sentience and all your previous memories. At least it isn't as bad as some of the.. other ways. I wish for a supercomputer that can run Crysis at full graphics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroWolfie Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Granted. It is stuck only running the original Crysis. I wish I could be a part of Hermitcraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 Granted. The server is deleted, though, and everyone else is invited to a new server. I wish for a computer from this decade, at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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