Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Admiral Fluffy]

33 minutes ago, JB182 said:

but Mojang won't update it.

oh yeah, BTW Minecaft will have 2 updates for 1.17

i wish fru a fruit

 

I know that.

Granted, but it is a pineapple and you can’t cut it

i wish I had cake

Edited June 11, 2021 by Admiral Fluffy
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[JB182]

u forgot the wish

[Ben J. Kerman]

You did too.

I wish I knew exactly why the number "666" is associated with the devil and curses and all that stuff.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Because 999 is not, and 666 is vice versa.

I wish for 1.12 hotfix, 1.12.1.

[ColdJ]

Granted. But it melts your hard drive.

I wish I could make my own 3d model meshes.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You have bought lego.

I wish for KSP 1.12.2 before the New Year.

(That's real.
June - 1.12.0
July - 1.12.1, the urgent hotfix.
November - 1.12.2, after the standard 3 months)

[JB182]

but new year is not real bc year is not new

i wish for a green kerbal

[ColdJ]

Granted. The reason it is extra green is because it is deathly ill and promptly expires.

I wish that Moon Base Alpha from "Space 1999" was on the Mun.

 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Now the Earth is under attack.

I wish the Boar engine exhaust was consisting of lard.

[Ben J. Kerman]

Sure, you drown in hot lard after the rocket launches because you were too close to the rocket when it launched.

I wish that I didn't have school in 9 minutes today.

[ColdJ]

Granted. Now it is in one minute.

I wish I had Space 1999 Lego sets.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. But they are covered by unwashable slime (can't remember the episode, but where two hypnotized spacemen were installing a nuke thinking they are in a room and listening music.)

I wish I had finally watched Thunderbirds in one piece.

[ColdJ]

Granted. You are turned into a one piece plastic figurine of yourself. You still get to enjoy Thunderbirds and the the two original supermarionette movies.

I wish for a solvent that only eats slime and nothing else.

[Dientus]

Granted. But since your mucus is considered slime, most your body fluids also dry up and you become susceptible to various problems and diseases requiring long term care in a bubble with no legos.

 

Wish I didn't have to go to work

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You want to go to the work yourself, and can't resist.

I wish, this works for everybody.

[Ben J. Kerman]

Granted, you now work for everybody on the forum doing things like helping them move, clean out their garage, mow their lawn, move their 40 meter tall petrochemical plant modules, etc. for low pay.

I wish that I had a German-English dictionary.

[kerbiloid]

Granted

https://translate.google.com/?hl=en&sl=de&tl=en&op=translate

https://context.reverso.net/translation/

I wish, it's enough.

 

 

[Jurassic kerbal]

19 hours ago, Dientus said:

Not granted. negativity is a negative thing, you are great the way you are. Remember two things 1-Fake it until you make it and 2-Google is your friend.

Thank you

I wish that most of my rockets go right

[Admiral Fluffy]

Granted, but they go too far right and crash.

I wish the next person would turn into a fish.

[Arecibo Kerman]

Granted but only for a second

I wish for a fish with a wish dish. 

[Dientus]

Granted.

But before you make a wish, the cat in the hat turned him into a dish. With the dish full of fried fish, it longer will grant a wish.

 

I wish for a tool that doesn't break

[Admiral Fluffy]

Granted, but you can only use it twice.

[Ben J. Kerman]

You forgot a wish.

I wish that I had a PHYSICAL German-English dictionary. Thanks anyway, I will take a look at those @kerbiloid.

[Dr. Kerbal]

2 hours ago, Ben J. Kerman said:

I wish that I had a PHYSICAL German-English dictionary. Thanks anyway, I will take a look at those @kerbiloid.

You were about to look at it until it caught up in flames and burned. It was a book used to send secret messages with a self destruct mechanic. 

I wish more weeeee! s. 

[Ben J. Kerman]

Wish granted. You now need to go to the bathroom every 45.783 seconds.

I wish for a non self-destructing, paper, physical German to English dictionary.