Admiral Fluffy Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 (edited) Granted, it is not Foreign object damage I wish to be an alliagotor that is not in a flame trenceh. Edited August 24, 2021 by Admiral Fluffy oh hey llok new page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Granted.You are now a green go cart. (It always a good idea to see what actually turned up on the the screen before you post it. I know I usually have to correct at least 5 typos each time I post) I wish modern smart phones still had physical answer and end buttons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Granted. Now they give a physical answer by sticking out a mechanical font, and they have an End button you have to press to finish any instruction. I wish for a 50-shades-of-green display and the UOS operating system from Fallout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 (edited) Isn't that two wishes? But no matter, Granted on both counts You get your copy of UOS and you've successfully installed it. But sometime later, thanks to Termlink, someone hacks into your system and ganks your files. As for the 50-Shades-of-Green display, you get that too, but it is a retail display stack of books penned by E.L. James with that as the title. Oh...my wish. I wish to find my missing bottle of Sriracha Sauce. Edited August 26, 2021 by Exploro Forgot to make a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 Alternatively granted. You realize that a Sriracha Sauce which you can't find by its smell is not a real Sriracha, so you purchase another manufacturer's bottle. 3 hours ago, Exploro said: Isn't that two wishes? No, it was (display + UOS) = "the server" from Fallout, so it's single. But anyway. Now I wish for the UOS applications for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 Granted. But your radiation counter is way up in the red zone. I wish I knew if Kerbiloid glows in the dark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 No, but can clearly see in it without night goggles and hear weak sounds. I wish I could fast-travel like vampires do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperDraco Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 Granted, you can fast travel but as soon as you touch down you instantly are set alight, I believe I can flyyyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 Granted. You truly believe you can fly even when you are plummeting at great speed towards the ground. I wish to modify a tank turret in KSP to fire fireworks out it's gun barrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Kerbalisation Tech Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Sure, but the only available firework is the starshot-0 so you have no ammo Soon Jeb saw your tank and he stole it for a joyride, crashing into the vab afterwards. The ksc staff wants you to pay and fix it I wish my ksp install on my potato pc could stop running at 1 fps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperDraco Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Granted, it doesn't run at all. I wish for more coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Granted. You have to harvest five acres of coffee more till the evening, otherwise they will give you no food today. I wish for includes and user-defined constants in the Microsoft T-SQL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Granted. A user gets to define them but sadly that user isn't you. I wish for firework ammo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Kerbalisation Tech Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Granted, but you the fuse is broken so you can’t launch them (you asked for ammo not a launcher) I wish the kraken would stop destroying my ships Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Granted. Now it destroys your spaceships. I wish Minmus was made of ice cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Granted. Now when you land your thrusters melt the surface and you sink in. As soon as you turn off your engines it re-freezes and traps you. I wish to try out Luna Gravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 (edited) Granted. You are instantly transported to the Moon and you experience lunar surface gravity. However, the problem is the wish granter neglected to provide you with an EVA suit. So you only enjoy the experience for a few seconds before succumbing to exposure to vacuum. I wish that Leitbur would make more albums. Edited September 5, 2021 by Exploro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 (edited) Leitbur go on a photography tour of the world, taking thousands of photos that they spend years editing and cropping to perfection. They are much too busy to produce or play any music, but they do produce a lot of photo albums. I with the English language had fewer ambiguous words. Edited September 5, 2021 by Deddly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 17 minutes ago, Deddly said: I with the English language had fewer ambiguous words than without it. Probably, this can be counted as a granted wish. *** I wish to be as good with a crowbar as the nuclear physicists are, like Gordon Freeman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 You are that good with a crowbar. But you ar3e also now trapped in a simulation. I wish for KSP2 to hurry up development. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funnelton Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 half of the planets are missing and the vab isn't implemented yet I wish for no school On 8/30/2021 at 11:39 AM, ColdJ said: Granted. Now when you land your thrusters melt the surface and you sink in. As soon as you turn off your engines it re-freezes and traps you. I just wanna say that would be interesting for a planet, one that you cannot make a reusable lander for cause it sinks half way in the planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Granted. A fllet of space invaders come and occupy your school for their HQ. I wish the space invaders need collaboration and give fancy spacesuits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arecibo Kerman Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Granted but they melt you instead. I wish the aliens would collaborate with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Granted. They collaborate so much that 1 of them takes up residence as a passenger in your brain and every now and then actually allow you to control your own body. I wish for parts in KSP inspired by the movie scifi ships of the 60's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 (edited) Granted. But the movie part was interpreted so that the parts aren't actually functional, they're props only. I wish i owned a hill Edited September 6, 2021 by Maria Sirona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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