ColdJ Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Granted. All your things are now very clean and shiny. I wish to keep being calm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Ok, keep calm and think of something else to put on one of those "Keep Calm and ____" signs. I wish I could have this truck in ETS2 (Except different paint and left-hand steering) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Granted. But as its left-hand steering doesn't work, you have to steer by the right hand with a ski pole stuck out from the window. I wish the e-map which is showing the taxi route isn't lying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 Granted. It gets up and runs around like crazy. I wish a birthday wish came true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 Granted! It's your birthday everyday. You can only eat PINK frosting for the rest of your life. I wish that I had more time to write my platformer on scratch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Granted. You are standing at the blackboard and writing: "My platformer on scratch. My platformer on scratch. My platformer on scratch. My platformer on scratch. My platformer on scratch. My platformer on scratch. ...." I wish I had a desktop in my schoolhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Granted. But you can't get your head through regular doors when wearing your hoodie. I wish to remember what I have learned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Granted, but you can’t remember what you got up to do. I wish you would give me some candy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 I wish I could eat sugary treats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Kerbal Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Ight, but only the mango flavored ones. I wish beans wpuld stop hitting me from nowhere. If that’s impossible, I want my good vision back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Granted. Your vision is 1000K pixels. Your brain overloads and explodes. I wish western Canada had decent passenger rail service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Granted. A passenger rail service is founded. Now you need the rails and the trams. I wish there were space jelly-fishes, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Granted. But they're so big that when one of them hits the earth, entire countries are wiped out. I wish that Finland would not be wiped out by them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Granted. It's too cold in Finland, so the jelly-fishes freeze into icicle-fishes. I wish for a rain train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 You get hit by a train made of water. I wish for a stock life support in KSP 2... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Granted. Now a stock Life mini-game is available in menu. I wish also for kerbilliard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 An unexpected global warming happened. As Finland appears to be morstly warm, the spring comes, and the jelly-icicle-fishes are now jelly-fishes playing in a green comfy swamp. I wish the jelly-fishes can climb the trees and fly from branch to branch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 Granted. They quickly destroy the ecosystem and turn the earth into fallout 3. I wish for something safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Granted. You are a Titanic passenger, and you just have found a life jacket. I wish BepiColombo was orbiting around Mercury right now, and when it has finished filming, it can continue flying between the planetary orbits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Granted. The altitude of the orbit around Mercury is [INSERT AMOUNT OF DISTANCE WHICH IS ONE METER SHORTER THAN THE HIGHEST POINT OF MERCURY] I wish your wish came true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Granted. It did but you all missed it. I wish for an offroad rally course in KSP where we could do time trials and try to beat each others times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 It's-a me, Chris Pratt-Kerman! I wish for a funnierest joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 You must grant the previous for your wish to be granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 @HarvesteR gets revived and makes the award winning Kerbal Kart, starring Chris Kratt-Kerman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 He is not dead, he is making Balsa. Granted. You are Donald Trump's hair. I wish more at front and less up nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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