Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[AlamoVampire]

Granted but bill feeds it to bob

i wish to have a tomahawk

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[ColdJ]

Granted: You look out the window and see a glint in the sky as your Tomahawk rushes to meet you. It will be a very warm greeting.

I wish to write a best selling book.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You open your eyes, and see yourself lying on the sand, in Sinai desert, among strangely looking people in archaic clothes...

I wish, you remember the text.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted you remember the first text everyone sent when texting became a thing

i wish pickled peaches

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[TwoCalories]

Granted. You get pickles soaked in peach juice. Yummy.

I wish for TARS.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted you get this:

tars on the beach

 

i wish for pickled pickles

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[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

Granted. You can't open the pickled pickles jar though.

I wish Kerbal Space Program got updates again

[TwoCalories]

Granted. EA bought KSP1 and gave it new updates... Uh oh...

I wish KSP2's gets the science update soon.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Now wait for its fixing.

I wish for KSP-1.12.7.mm.50.cal.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted. It fails to work.

i wish things worked how i want them to

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[ColdJ]

Granted: But you can't control your wants and very soon the world becomes completely chaotic. In desperation your biggest want becomes that everything go back to normal. This applies to you also and so you just go back to being normal, with no powers.

I wish for harmony.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted but its a discordant harmony

i wish for a sour melody

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[ColdJ]

Granted: Melody seems very upset to see you and complains constantly for the next week.

I wish for a field of dreams.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted, you build it, they will come. Now you have a ghostly pair of teams playing baseball.

i wish for liquid hydrogen, liquid oxygen

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[ColdJ]

Granted: As you failed to specify that they be separate, you get a glass of water.

I wiss for a glass of water.

 

[AlamoVampire]

Granted. But you must assemble it as you get a dewar each of liquid oxygen and liquid hydrogen.

When i wish upon a star
Makes no difference who i am
Anything my heart desires
Will come to me,

that would be happiness

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[ColdJ]

Granted: You may start a poetry thread.

I wish to read your poetry thread.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You are hired by Vogons.

I wish for a magic scroll, full of Vogon poetry.

[TwoCalories]

Granted. Turns out it's the third worst poetry in the universe.

I wish to take a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted you invent the wheel of cheese!

i wish to go to barsoom.

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[Ryaja]

Granted: but it is before there was an atmosphere.

I wish to finally get a good sleep.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted you sleep for 500 years

i wish for a good burger

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[Watermel00n]

Granted. The burger is good, but you feel bad you ate it.

I wish to be able to choose your next wish.

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[RevanX_LSR]

Granted. However, the sheer amount of wishes causes your brain to suffer a memory overload.

I wish to go to Tellumo (GPP). because why not

[AlamoVampire]

Granted, but upon arrival you decide to have a hotdog with pineapple instead.

i wish to see this wish be illustrated

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