TwoCalories Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 (edited) Granted. An apocalypse starts in South Korea and spreads around the world. The survivors make a movie about it. I wish for a dish. Edited November 26, 2023 by TwoCalories new page something idk lazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Granted. You have found the only satellite dish around, and are trying to call any other survivor. I wish Fallout 3 was including NV and partially 4 from the very beginning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Granted. Fallout 4 never gets made as part of it was included in Fallout 3. This actually ruins the Fallout community, and tanks the economy of Goodsprings, NV (thanks for ruining one of my spots, dude). I wish Fallout 4 didn't suck as much as it currently does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 (edited) Granted. Its scrubbed from the universe. No one remembers it. They remake it as if it never existed. Shiny new graphics but gameplay is exactly as it was. Seems destined to be what it is. I wish i was happy 183611282023 Edited November 29, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 Granted. Unfortunately, happiness is fleeting. I wish my hummingbird feeder would magically fill itself with the finest, most nutritious nectar - for hummingbirds, of course - when it is empty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 Granted, but in the meantime, it is filled with "meh" nectar, and no hummingbirds come, so it is always full and never got emptied. I wish for an asteroid and a comet to collide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Granted, but it was 65 million years ago and the thing they collide into is the Earth, killing the coolest creatures to ever live. Well, most of them- small ones we eat for Thanksgiving still exist. I wish for Earth to have a second moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerb24 Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Granted, it's a small asteroid about 5 meters across. I wish for motivation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Granted. A pack of zombies descends upon you. Should be motivating enough to get you moving. I wish I was patient zero in the zombie apocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Granted: But all your teeth fell out and so you can never get to eat fresh brains. I wish they did a Sydney Australia version of Fallout using the same engine and set up they used to create Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 (edited) Granted. The only difference you can see are sapient kangoorabbits. Every other Australian species already was a FEV mutant before. I desperately wish the coming Fallout ecranization won't be totally bad. 21 hours ago, Scarecrow71 said: I wish I was patient zero in the zombie apocalypse. Granted. Your zero patiency caused your zombification. Edited December 4, 2023 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Granted, but it's only available to watch on a streaming service that was discontinued several years ago. I wish Christmas would be tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 Granted. For you, Christmas will always be tomorrow. Never today, but forever tomorrow. And tomorrow never comes, so you never get to enjoy it. Everyone else does, but not you. I wish Santa Claus would change up that red suit and wear something with blue stripes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 Granted, but it's his private plane which had a blue stripe. It will forever be his tomb under the arctic ice, him drifting solemnly in his suit of metal, his clothing of aluminum always sticking with slowly accumulating ice, eternally, as children cry and scream every December after that fateful accident. I wish all Hallmark movies had a super big budget and were high quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 Granted. They had, they were... And look at them, what happened now... On 12/5/2023 at 7:00 PM, Scarecrow71 said: I wish Santa Claus would change up that red suit and wear something with blue stripes. Granted. Welcome to Russia. Spoiler I wish for the 5th chapter of the on-going novel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 4 hours ago, kerbiloid said: I wish for the 5th chapter of the on-going novel. Granted, but it's a single sentence only and it just says "This is chapter 5." I wish for more snow where I live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 Granted, but missed. It's snowing today where I live. I wish it stopped, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 Granted. All precipitation in your area stops. Plants and crops shrivel and whither and soon everyone moves away. I wish the wobbly rockets in KSP2 would be completely fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Granted, but it creates a bug where craft cannot fly. I wish For Science! would come out tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 (edited) Granted. it came out tomorrow but your computer broke and wont be fixed for 4 months. I wish for IFT-3 to happen before Vulcan. Edited December 8, 2023 by Royalswissarmyknife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Granted, but they both explode on the launchpad, setting both ships back months and months as the pad is rebuilt. I wish decorating for Christmas was easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 Granted: You no longer celebrate Christmas Problem solved. You also now save an extra $200.00 a year. I wish it wasn't so hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 Granted. The Earth and Pluto are swapped, and billions of years from now life on Pluto, which has an atmosphere now from the melted and boiled ice, will wonder how the heck some planet past the orbit of Neptune has the remains of an intelligent civilization. Meanwhile, everyone on Earth is dead, dead, dead, and colder than a popsicle in liquid nitrogen. I wish I always won rock-paper-scissors-shoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 Granted. You win every rock-papers-scissors competition by shooting your opponent. Comes with the side effect of being jailed for murder. I wish thumb wars could be played with pinky fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 Granted. You try it and go to the ER with a broken pinky. I wish pinky toes had a purpose other than get bumped into table legs and causing extreme pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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