Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[TwoCalories]

Granted.

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I wish I could come up with creative things to comment in forum games.

Edited April 28, 2024 by TwoCalories
I also wish I could also come up with a "new page" phrase

[Iapetus7342]

All previous memories of your posts have vanished, including the posts themselves!

I wish kerbals visited us

[Aviator01]

Granted. They ate every snack on the planet and crashed all of our rockets.

I wish for a solid rocket booster.

[Iapetus7342]

It flies into your house because the manufacturer forgot to seal the O-ring correctly.

I wish we had more land

[kerbiloid]

Granted.
A special man dives to bring it from the sea bottom for your atoll.

Spoiler

I wish it was a series.

[Iapetus7342]

The series is put on Netflix as an exclusive, and is abandoned after 3 episodes being left on a cliffhanger. (this is probably the most likely ending)

I wish for a macrowave

Spoiler

Context:

 

 

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  You kill yourself turning it on.

I wish for an SSTO design that doesn't explode upon re-entering Kerbin's atmosphere.

[ColdJ]

Granted: It implodes instead.

I wish I could use Star Wars space physics.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Now you can beep in vacuum.

I wish to watch the two episodes of a comedy series which I had downloaded last week.

[Iapetus7342]

They're extremely laggy and just purely painful to watch.

I wish for mars to be like in the early days (early sci-fi works depicting mars having water)

[Kimera Industries]

Granted. Martians invade Earth, just like in H. G. Well's War of the Worlds. Except this time, they invent successful vaccines.

I wish our moon was replaced with Mars to make missions easier.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Phobos and Deimos are attracted by the Earth, and hit it.

I wish for lunar rings.

[ColdJ]

Granted: Several people moon you.

I wish for a mint kit kat.

[BA-Forums]

Granted, but when you drink water after, all the liquids in your mouth turn to dry ice.

I wish to meet Patron the dog

Edited May 1, 2024 by BA-Forums

[Iapetus7342]

He bites you. You die of rabies days later.

I wish for a quantum computer.

[kerbiloid]

It irradiates you with the power source. You follow him.

Spoiler

I wish for relativity cola.

Edited May 1, 2024 by kerbiloid

[Iapetus7342]

1 hour ago, kerbiloid said:

It irradiates you with the power source. You follow him.

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I wish for relativity cola.

The bombs fall just as you get a taste of the cola. How ironic.

I wish for a personal wormhole i can control

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  It's the diameter of a single electron, and warps just enough space to travel less than millimeter.

I wish to be captain of the starship Enterprise.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Your enterprise is considered illegal, and its captain is arrested.

8 hours ago, Iapetus7342 said:

I wish for a personal wormhole i can control

Granted, too. Here you go.

Spoiler

I wish apples were oranges.

[ColdJ]

Granted: Apples and Oranges swap places in the supermarket so that the signs are now incorrect.

I wish for an underground house.

Edited May 2, 2024 by ColdJ

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You bring some ground onto the roof.

I wish the Earth was orbiting the Moon.

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  The name of the Moon is changed to be "Earth", and the name of Earth is changed to be "Moon".  Earth orbits Moon.

I wish I could survive in the vacuum of space indefinitely without need for life support systems.

[Iapetus7342]

You are now a space rock with sentience and all your previous memories. At least it isn't as bad as some of the.. other ways.

I wish for a supercomputer that can run Crysis at full graphics.

[AstroWolfie]

Granted. It is stuck only running the original Crysis. 

I wish I could be a part of Hermitcraft. 

[Kimera Industries]

Granted. The server is deleted, though, and everyone else is invited to a new server.

I wish for a computer from this decade, at least.