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Banned for being bitten by the gen.35 vampire.

Imho, technically, the laughter is probably a "fake alarm" sound. The first humour happened when a neighbour monkey had unexpectedly fallen from branch. The first laughter happened when another monkey, seeing this, first was frightened and started an alarm scream, but in the middle realized that the danger was false and finished the aborted scream with forced exhale, like a cough. The first thick joke happened when this monkey pushed the returned fallen one to make fall intentionally and laughed again . The first thin joke happened when this monkey made it look as it's going to push the re-returned fallen one and repeated the laughing. While indeed it felt too lazy to actually keep pushing. The first sarcasm happened when this monkey made it look a it's going to make it look as it's going to push, but instead just scratched. When the neighbor tried to avoid the pushing, it was funny, because no real danger was actually around. So, the monkey repeated the "fake alarm" scream-cough exhale with pleasure. Other monkeys were watching the scene, perplexed. Then tried to copy the new, unusual sound. Then another monkey pushed its neighbor to fall, to the pleasure of the whole monkey bunch. Everyone coughed-laughed, so it was considered joyful. The first unexpected joke happened when a monkey fell down while laughing, not pushed by anybody. Everyone started throwing at it with nuts and bananas, and this was even more funny. The first stand-up show happened when a monkey fell down intentionally, and gathered the thrown nuts and bananas. The first stand-up fail happened when a monkey fell down intentionally, but the other monkeys were out of nuts and bananas and started throwing crap instead. The first sitcom happened when several monkeys were pushing each other from branch and falling, while others were watching and laughing. So, the humour was born.

Now with meat.

Expectations. Reality Hope

The problem is: is this ship certified as crew-rated? If no, it's a problem to mention its commander. P.S. In the next flight it will have crew of four. P.P.S Boeing should select Jebediah, William, Robert, and Valentina for the first human flight, too.

Banned because how can I translate from the language which I don't know?

Why use the prohibited conjuction word when different other words which don't include the letter undesired in this very tedious forum kind of fun could be substituted?

Banned for banning me for speaking language which I don't know.

Electrotyping isn't a cheating. Telereading is.

Time passed. 3 Richard Horrids.

Probably, the next one will say

"Mom! I want home!" (c) "Alien", the alien talks to Mother computer in alien language.

Now the other part of the world is suffering with 'how to buy fuel to charge Tesla'.

Un bonbon de bourbon bon.

A brainjar is a cheating. Use the wires.

An urban ban.

There is a reason, why the railways are mostly not subways.

They use it. https://spacedock.info/mod/838/Flexible Docking

To mix "y" and "j" is a cheating.

https://www.borisjulie.com/

Mr. Vallejo? Nice to see you.

What's with Rosie? Is she alive?

The situation with Voyager looks rather similar to the well-known by late-Soviet pupils sci-fi story "White Cane 7.62". Not long, but dramatic. by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ondřej_Neff Can't find it in English, but the stackexchange answer brings the Russian version (don't read the question, it confuses) https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/77341/book-possibly-russian-in-which-humans-had-their-heads-transformed-into-metall

Just to not be accused in propagating fake science, and as nobody noticed, I have to highlight the joke part of my post... Nice to read a serious space science forum.