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Fort Picklox Fort Lockpix

DeBANtors arrived from there.

Pirates of Caribban ban you.

The underground domes can be made much cheaper. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_Explosions_for_the_National_Economy

Went to school. Why is Fallout 3 so green?

Key Phil Hill Key P'Hill

Better ask, why the steak is blinking. Cashier! Do you accept foreign currency?

Go to Bangladesh.

Calling 911 to inform them about the glowing ghouls around.

Reusing re in evere word is cheating.

Floor 4724: Slim Village. Almost a 2d one.

Another evidence of the pilot onboard. He has iron and duct tape,

If add an ablator layer at the rear end of the projectile, and insert a powerful laser into the barrel from th back, this would be a double-purpose Ballistic Laser Gun. When there is a projectile in the barrel, it vaporizes the ablator, and throws the projectile either on straight hypersonic, or on curved ballistic trajectory, depending on the laser power. With empty barrel, it's a regular laser gun. Also useful with buckshot rounds. Firstly the laser is weak and accelerates the shrapnel pack to the end of the barrel. Once it's outside, the laser makes a pulse to melt and spread it in a cone. By varying the laser spectrum, they can use red lasers for bad owners, blue for the good ones, and green for the neutrals.

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You should not splash your soup against the counter. A finger, wet of soup, is enough. Waiter! Which head of brahmin is it?

Gingham Gangnam Style

"The ISS has already been equipped with the espresso coffee machine. Now we are sending there lavender and other syrups to finally let the crew have a normal coffee, the lavender raf."

Hand ban'd.

Haven't they missed the current events of 2022 in Black Sea? Some oil rigs and some islet equipped with AA stuff.

There is also a known city near a salt lake in the rocky desert, full of people who are familiar with all these ideas. Wait... Didn't they build a generation ship in Expanse? So, build a Great Martian Tabernaculum at the opposite side of the Olympus caldera from the basilica. The pilgrims will be proud to visit all of that. Upd. After thinking a little, I came to conclusion that the mentioned Monastery, Basilica, and Tabernacle should occupy another one of the Tharsis volcanoes, while Olympus Mons is the best for the low-gravity Martian Olympic Games. Its caldera is a natural circus, useful for any kind of sport. Also if raise the atmospheric pressure up to the value of liquid water existing, the lying aside Nergal Valley is great for yachting and rowing regattas. The combination of low gravity and highly variabl air pressure would bring fresh air o the stagnating olympic sports. Also, it's possible to organize an interplanetary rowing torunament, when the sportsmen are rotating the bike generators to power the ion engines and get to the Mars first.

When something heavy from above hits Tom's head. As there is a Tommy-gun, what's used by Jerry?

Floor 4722: Sin Village. Moonshine instead of bourbon, barn with tin lamp painted red instead of the red lamp street, banjo instead of saxophone.

Banned by some hand of a not-stranger, a usualler.

Being a viscount is vischeating.

Calling 911 to get the Water Department to come around and extinguish the fire caused by the Fire Department.