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kerbiloid

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  1. Knowledge is power at least because twenty professors can carry twenty times greater cargo than one professor could.
  2. Being a newbie, and not reading the invisible signatures is cheating.
  3. In situ. (From "in + sit + you"). Doing something in situ = Doing something while sitting. Also see: in standu, in walku, in sleepu, in eatu, in caru, in busu.
  4. Yes, very aunty, the auntiest one. Why does aunty have two ankles but one uncle?
  5. Banned like any Imperial trooper.
  6. Pagination is cheating. Endless scrolls are, too.
  7. "And now let's jump to the next, third planet!"
  8. Granted. You become 1d, living in a 1-bit-long world. You easily reach the opposite end. I wish to know, if the South tower of our school always had two main storeys.
  9. A remote job paradise. Makes sense. A colony for the medium-level managers, too. No meetings, no team-building... Without his assistance, they would fail the last seasons and sequels. Wait... Oh,...!
  10. This nervous laughter is the best evidence of Lovecraft's geniality. A century after he has gone from this dimensional plane, people prefer to think that he was joking. He was... Wasn't he, yes?..
  11. Most of futuristic plans have the same weak place. They treat the biological nature of the human mind container as self-valuable. Actually, they just plan to pet their old weaknesses with new impressions. But the monkey body is not made for space. It's made for trees and bananas. On the other hand there are the technofetishists, who neglect the biological nature of the human mind container. Actually, they just plan to pet their old weaknesses and sociopathy with fantasized technical superiority over other people, who didn't count with them enough much. But the human motivation is totally ruled by hormonally caused emotions, while the robots don't have a motivation, they follow others' ones. Unless another species possesses the human species and explains to it its future way, only symbiosis of cybernetically augmented hives-based society with unified minds and emotions, and grown on demand custom bodies, has a future, farther than nearest centuries. Partially because when you mind yourself as an expendable part of the hive, you don't care if your spaceflight lasts for a century or for millenium. And the same about the local planetary colonies. From troglodyte tribes to hi-tech tribes.
  12. The only serious writer is Lovecraft. Others are comedy writers.
  13. The Fallout series has started this week. Bartender! Are you a ghoul?
  14. Being a guinea pig is twice cheating.
  15. Granted. You suddenly wake up. "So, mister student, in which way had the Shui Hu Zhuan novel affect the poems of early Shakespeare? Please, tell us." I wish for anti-laziness pills to stand up and go to the kitchen.
  16. Everyone goes to the banthroom.
  17. Floor 4713: Off-law dances are having out. (I expect this to be just another grammatically correct idiomatic expression in English, unknown to me.)
  18. Just another successful launch of Angara.
  19. Caligvla. Would this time finish much faster, and we could watch a sci-fi remake. I would take Jules Verne book and make nitroglicerine. Either successfully, or at least quickly.
  20. Ours was knowing the sound very well.
  21. Banned for defending the banonymous pirates.
  22. Calling 911 aborted. Not enough privileges.
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