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kerbiloid

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  1. "Pestis cruento!" ban by Caleban from Caban.
  2. (On the Tolkien topic) When the hobbits had reached the great Fangorn forest, they met the ent boss, Treebeard aka Fangorn. wiki says: So, Fangorn Treebeard is of oak kind, which oaks are kind of beech. And he is missing his girlfriend Fimbrethil. This is very romantic, but there is a problem... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beech#Description There are no entwives based on beech, and Treebeard was not able to have an entwive. Actually, the lost Fimbrethil was a part of the very Treebeard itself. Literally. As a monoecious plant, it was both Fangorn and Fimbrethil 2-in-1. *** But were his memories false? No. Or at least not necessary so. Let's remember, that just nearby there was another forest, another remain of the great forest of the early Middle-Earth. The forest where Tom Bombadil lives. We see that Bombadil knows Fangorn very well, and probably Fangorn knows him, too. But just like other creatures of the Middle-Earth, Fangorn didn't say even a word about Tom. Very, very familiar was Tom Bombadil to the Middle-Earth primordial beings. And they knew quite well that it is much better to avoid mentioning his ominous figure for any price. The real portrait of Tom Bombadil from the Fifth Epoch: After whose name, do you think, had the elves renamed Laurelindorenan into Lorien? Why, do you think, were both elves and orcs running a mile from the Bombadil's forest? Just because they knew very well, what happens to the too inquisitive or carefree ones. As the virtually first being in the Middle-Earth, Tom Bombadil was very well known to Valar including Melkor. But we can read absolutely nothing about him in the whole Silmarillion. It makes obvious that Bombadil was employed by Melkor, and was working full-time as his gardener in Utumno, and later in Angband. The gardener, the selectioner, and the genetic engineer, even before they could knew all these words. Bombie was very fond of his work. The orcs were elves, modified for better performance as soldiers and workers. Later this helped them to develop the Th/U-233 nuclear industry of Mordor, based on the local mona'zite deposits. So, and what about Treebeard and Fimbrethil, you ask? It was just one of the Bombadil's little jokes. Originally, Fangorn and Fimbrethil were two different beings of same dioecious species, a loving pair male and a female. But Goldberry was so much touched by their romantic love, that Bombadil decided to make a gift for her, and merged them into a single specimen of new monoecious species, to let them stay together forever. That's how Treebeard was born. Btw, weren't you wondering, how did he know so quickly, that the hobbits are captured in the Barrow-downs? He just received a signal from his Barrow-downs alarm system, that somebody trespassed the dungeon perimeter, and moved there to see what's happening. This also explains the origins and the antagonism of the Vorlons (Vorlondor) and the Shadows (Shad-Urghsh).
  3. Other planets were made as a promo-action of KSP. They usually even don't have colliders, that's why they are made gaseous.
  4. Calling 911 and watching the watch as a random number generator.
  5. Thin king is cheating in the narrow corridors of dungeon.
  6. The luck was never such available! Clicking again and again!
  7. Most of people I know watch movies o their TV sets and smartphones. Watching cinema in cinema theater is an event. It's just a socially forced model of behavior, to move there and buy unhealthy food. The unhealthy food is available right at home. Also, almost all cinema theaters since last two decades are cinema halls in trading centers. The standalone cinemas have gone long ago. So, it's also the way to make buying useless things. Though, maybe in other countries there is still historically a lot of orphan cinema theaters outside of trading centers.
  8. Meanwhile in the galaxy far, far away. Imperial Crawler 1>top deflector shield activated Btw. T-800, corrected: > I need your glasses, clothes, bike, and umbrella!
  9. And as the main purpose of the theater is to sale cola, chips, popcorn, and souvenirs, actually the cinema theaters are parasites, trashing almost up to half of the money. All of that could be delivered by a courier, giving to students some money. Or to courier robots. Workers Students and robots of the world, unite!
  10. From the summer camp. *** A fun fact. In the very beginning of the current events, they were laughing at Russian trucks, enforced with same wooden beams. It took them two years to start using same materials for armored combat vehicles.Still better than an expendable turret with expendable machine-gunner instead of mesh and wood. *** Btw, @DDE, look at the tiles. They are tilted down, like on the Russian tank picture which you had posted a while ago.
  11. A chain link fence. Like the 'Muricans like. While the Russkies prefer steel profile. Two schools of fence tank building.
  12. Floor 4876: ... you wake up again and see a nurse [Snip].
  13. Banned for postponing the new page declaration.
  14. You are getting the meaning of cheating.
  15. As gentlemen we believe their words. P.S. Especially when they say "as large as Texas" about dimensions. P.P.S. In case of Armageddon it was pure ballistics.
  16. Superheroes are for Marvel. Subcowards ban them irl.
  17. The dropship is now combined. Waiter! Instant noodles, instantly.
  18. Santanomicon Necronomicon: Winter Edition. Some chapters from it: "The Way Of Bad Santa" "Krampus In Your Campus" "Chilling Cool With Ice And Chili"
  19. Yes, I remember that guy, who has defeated Enigma.
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