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Zeus: Why you keep calling me Jésus? I look Puerto Rican to you?

John McClane: Guy back there called you Jésus.

Zeus: He didn't say Jésus. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.

John McClane: Zeus?

Zeus: Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't [mess] with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your S? Zeus! You got a problem with that?

John McClane: No, I don't have a problem with that.

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-My Cat Emy (who is actually a human so nobody can say that only humans are allowed)(just kidding, just a normal cat) after I pick her up outside but she wants to kill small shrews and little birds and stare at the neighbors cats who illegaly invaded her territory

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“Now I did leap into the void intentionally here because I want to see, if I respawn in Rodoroc I might honestly punch my computer screen. [You are now entering Thesead] This is even WORS-

Shots, 2019

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Now that I think about it, I should put that in my signature

 

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No, we are analagus to the sleeping bear my dear friend, for we are awaiting something much greater than just simply the words of a great author. For we await the great author's next masterpiece. Their next Mona Lisa, their next big painting, a pure work of art.

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On 1/23/2021 at 7:12 PM, StrandedonEarth said:

Zeus: Why you keep calling me Jésus? I look Puerto Rican to you?

I died at this.

On 1/22/2021 at 8:35 AM, jimmymcgoochie said:

“Over Macho Grande?” - Airplane 2

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9’er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower: Flight 2-0-9er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?
Tower: Tower’s radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That’s Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

 

Rumack: You’d better tell the Captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.

 

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

 

Controller: Bad news. The fog’s getting thicker.
Johnny: [jumps to an overweight controller] And Leon is getting laaaarger.

^^^^^^Airplane^^^^^^

"I'll Be Back"- Arnold S. in Terminator

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1. “May the Force be with you.” -Star Wars, 1977

2. “There's no place like home.” -The Wizard of Oz, 1939

3. “I'm the king of the world!” -Titanic, 1997

4. “Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.” -Dead Poets Society, 1989

5. “Elementary, my dear Watson.” -The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, 1939

6. “It's alive! It's alive!” -Frankenstein, 1931

7. “My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.” -Forrest Gump, 1994

8. “I'll be back.” -The Terminator, 1984

9. “You're gonna need a bigger boat.” -Jaws, 1975

10. “Here's looking at you, kid.” -Casablanca,1942

11. “My precious.” -The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers, 2002

12. “Houston, we have a problem.” -Apollo 13, 1995

13. “There's no crying in baseball!” -A League of Their Own, 1992

14. “E.T. phone home.” -E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, 1982

15. “You can't handle the truth!” -A Few Good Men, 1992

16. “A martini. Shaken, not stirred.” -Goldfinger, 1964

17. “Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!” -Auntie Mame, 1958

18. “If you build it, he will come.” -Field of Dreams, 1989

19. “The stuff that dreams are made of.” -The Maltese Falcon, 1941

20. “Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?" -Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, 1937

21. “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.” -The Godfather Part II, 1974

22. “I am your father.” -Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, 1980

23. “Just keep swimming.” -Finding Nemo, 2003

24. “Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.” -The Pride of the Yankees, 1942

25. “You is kind. You is smart. You is important.” -The Help, 2011

26. “What we've got here is failure to communicate.” -Cool Hand Luke, 1967

27. “Hasta la vista, baby.” -Terminator 2: Judgment Day, 1991

28. “You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.” -On the Waterfront, 1954

29. "Bond. James Bond." -Dr. No, 1962

30. “You talking to me?” -Taxi Driver, 1976

31. “Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.” -Back to the Future, 1985

32. “That'll do, pig. That'll do.” -Babe, 1995

33. “I'm walking here! I'm walking here!” -Midnight Cowboy, 1969

34. "It was beauty killed the beast." -King Kong, 1933

35. “Stella! Hey, Stella!” -A Streetcar Named Desire, 1951

36. "As if!" -Clueless, 1995

37. “Here's Johnny!” -The Shining, 1980

38. “Rosebud.” -Citizen Kane, 1941

39. “I'll have what she's having.” -When Harry Met Sally, 1989

40. “Inconceivable!” -The Princess Bride, 1987

41. “All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.” -Sunset Boulevard, 1950

42. “Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.” -All About Eve, 1950

43. “Nobody puts Baby in a corner.” -Dirty Dancing, 1987

44. “Well, nobody's perfect.” -Some Like it Hot, 1959

45. “Snap out of it!” -Moonstruck, 1987

46. “You had me at ‘hello.’" -Jerry Maguire, 1996

47. "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!" -Braveheart, 1995

48. “To infinity and beyond!” -Toy Story, 1995

49. “You’re killin’ me, Smalls.” -The Sandlot, 1993

50. “Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.” -The Wizard of Oz, 1939

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"But what is grief, if not love persevering" - The Vision (WandaVision, Episode 8)

 

Never expected a MCU TV "sitcom" staring a magical wife and her robot husband, to hit so hard in the feels.

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