There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have the last thing you googled to protect you. How do you fare?

[Dientus]

Was feeling nostalgic... Dethklok shows and music

 

At least the music would fit

 

[kerbiloid]

"secure workshop"

(for another thread)

Will just hide.

[Ben J. Kerman]

I am SO lucky that I love heavy equipment!! I looked up the Cat D11 Dozer, which is huge and specially designed for pushing through massive hordes of zombies. 

https://www.cat.com/en_US/products/new/equipment/dozers/large-dozers/15969853.html

Edited June 12, 2021 by Ben J. Kerman

[Stormpilot]

YouTube.

Ill be entertained.

[Admiral Fluffy]

Minecraft bedrock creeper farm.

Ill have gunpowder but that’s it.

oof

[Ben J. Kerman]

I looked up "Liebherr crawler crane"

I won't be able to go fast and I will really mess up the road, but I can run over zombies with a very, very, very heavy machine. If it has a front stonegaurd on the cab, I will be even better off.  Also, if there are any building pieces or vehicles in my path, I can lift them out of my way.

[AmericanRocketryRambler]

Spoiler

wow, I havent been online since end of 2020!

I just searched up "KPBS KSP" so I guess "I don't want to wont live on this planet anymore"

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

I googled a zombie apocalypse yesterday night

wonderful. I have a zombie apocalypse to protect myself against a zombie apocalypse  how is this supposed to work anyway 

[peridoot]

welp

i guess the last thing i googled was

https://www.google.com/search?q=peridot+steven+universe+limb+enhancers&rlz=1C1FKPE_enUS937US937&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjnyK_hhd_xAhWCGs0KHTYYC2AQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1920&bih=912#imgrc=HHofDeSYw_olFM

so i get to have peridot on my side

pew pew time

[Dientus]

Last thing I did was evolution of raptors

Guess I won't be living long even if they were carrion eaters!

 

[Akagi]

I have... Gilly. Just Gilly. Well, I guess I got my own moon!

[sir rocket]

The last thing I Googled excluding "ksp forums" is "pokemon 494". 

The zombies don't stand a chance against victini. 

[MythicalHeFF]

“backrooms”.

Screw this zombie-infested reality, I’m noclipping out of here!

[Akagi]

i have belter creole

 

...yay?

[BekfastDerp13]

The square root of 5.

Looks like I am dead!

[Akagi]

I have the power of low-tech suicide boats.

 

uHMMMM

[Scarecrow71]

Well, unless SSIS and C# Scripting can kill zombies, I'm boned.

[Akagi]

I have the rigging of HMS Sheffield! WARSHIP TIME!

[Abel Military Services]

SS-24 ICBM. (A Russia ICBM)

Doomsday to Zombies. 

[SkyFall2489]

Well, converting centimeters to inches probably won't help...

[Abel Military Services]

C++ won't help unless I write a program to shock zombies. 

[SkyFall2489]

WolframAlpha is great for calculus, probably not for the apocalypse...

Bore the zombies to death, maybe?

[Abel Military Services]

Gordon Freeman. 

I owe him a bottle of beer. 

[nomerac]

M1 garand sniper 

 

Not sure who would win

[Abel Military Services]

FIM-92/AIM-92 "Stinger"  missile. 

If zombies can fly planes, I will win. 

Edited March 6, 2022 by Abel101126