There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have the last thing you googled to protect you. How do you fare?

[kerbiloid]

If gather everything I had to google about the Java language _{(color intended)} just to use some 3rd party API for Android, this would collapse into a black hole which would attract and swallow all zombies, creepers, and Gargantua.

Probably, it actually happened, as yesterday it finally started working.

[AmericanRocketryRambler]

well i searched atom bomb, so time to nuke the zombies!

[GeorgT85]

I searched for new Train Simulator locomotives, so I can drive away from the zombies

[FahmiRBLX]

⁶My last search is...

Belyrade Nikola Tesla Airport

Airliners have no keys, ATC went UNICOM. Time to get a Qatar 777-200LR, refuel, start & get the plane up in the air before the zombies fill up the runway-

Wait, Qatar Airways must've flown their 777-200LR somewhere really far, not Doha-Serbia, right? Well, wish me luck getting an A350-900 there.

[kerbiloid]

I'll apply the well-known scanf function bug (infinite loop in do..while) and zombies get frozen.

[Fraston]

Meta-inf.

I still don’t understand, so no matter what it can’t help me.

[Guest]

Pringles

...

The ultimate snack,

might help

[Fraston]

7 minutes ago, The Doodling Astronaut said:

Pringles

...

The ultimate snack,

might help

Depends on the amount.

[Guest]

30 minutes ago, Fraston said:

Depends on the amount.

I guess. Pringle machine gun time 

[Spaceman.Spiff]

I guess I have an exponent? Does this mean I get more of myself?

[FahmiRBLX]

Flex Tape. Guess Imma duct tape all those deads.

[LittleBitMore]

I have the "eye of the storm" metaphor, and ergo, as if it were magic, all is calm for but a few moments before the apocalypse continues, giving the humans time to prepare.

[Nivee~]

I invoke the occult powers of African Warlord "Sseth Tzeentach". He says "Hey Hey people, Sseth here." while saving my life.

[GuessingEveryDay]

Giant Screaming Kerbal in the Sky! Go!

 

[munman19]

the last thing i searched was 'ksp bdb' soo...

SEE YA ON THE MOON BOYS

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

Last thing I searched was ‘SpaceX starship’

see ya on Mars lol

[HyperDraco]

I last looked for a recipe for Chicken Cordon Bleu.

 

Welp, I'm dead.

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

Looked up pros and cons of socialist economy

 

ummmm wha- 

[Starhelperdude]

I last searched for google translate, for the chinese forum post of SQUAD (the account) to know what it meant

it's (to my knowledge) the release or the announcement of an chinese ksp edition or something

well, that's not gonna help me

[Bej Kerman]

This aircraft

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/954660-windows

[adsii1970]

I'm not doing well... I Googled a sentence from a student's paper and discovered they plagiarized a website - even left the embedded URLs in place... 

On 12/21/2020 at 9:34 AM, GeorgT85 said:

I searched for new Train Simulator locomotives, so I can drive away from the zombies

May I suggest this website: https://www.railserve.com/

They have downloadable content for Train Simulator, Microsoft Train Simulator, and other railroad games...

[TheKosanianMethod]

"girls und panzer wiki"

I mean do I get all the characters and their tanks? Or just full knowledge of the show? I guess I'm 50-50 here.

[Popestar]

I now have the lyrics to the Foo Fighter's "All My Life".  Once again, I'm doomed.

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

I now have plans for an Epstein drive

welp, see ya at Mars 

[HyperDraco]

I now have plans for the Tsar Bomba's internal construction.

This is gonna be fun