KSP Limericks

[Gargamel]

Ksp Themed only.   Inspired by this old thread. 

I used to love writing little limericks about my patients back when I was a medic.  I don't remember any, but I did write a good one about a patients toe falling off and getting lost in the truck (which actually happened). 

But anyways,  I digress:

There once was a Kerbal named Bill,

He was always on the lookout for a thrill.

He met this dude Jeb,

He was kind of a celeb.

And now, his life is all downhill. 

[Dman979]

There once was a Kerb from Nantucket,

Who put kerosene in a bucket.

As he lit a fire,

The pressure grew higher,

And the bucket turned into a rocket!

[StrandedonEarth]

Jeb wanted to go to the Mün
And he wanted to get there real soon
So he said "Mount some morez
of those badS Twin Boars"
But when he launched then they all went ka-BOOM!
 

[kerbiloid]

Once they took twenty tonnes of titanium,
Made a big fuel tank for methanium.

But the liquid methane
Fragilized the titane.

No matter, which flexion was funnier.

Edited April 22, 2018 by kerbiloid

[StrandedonEarth]

There once was a kerbal from Kerbin
who had to deliver a sermon
He said "Don't forget
To add struts" *looked at Jeb*
"Or to get home, you'll be swimmin'!"

[Gargamel]

On 4/22/2018 at 11:10 AM, StrandedonEarth said:

There once was a kerbal from Kerbin
who had to deliver a sermon
He said "Don't forget
To add struts" *looked at Jeb*
"Or to get home, you'll be swimmin'!"

Ehhhhhhhh...... That's real stretch on them rhymes there... lol 

[StrandedonEarth]

1 hour ago, Gargamel said:

Ehhhhhhhh...... That's real stretch on them rhymes there... lol 

Yeah, well....

Writing KSP limericks is hard

One has to be quite the bard. 

But, I suppose,

I could always write prose

On the back of a Kerbodyne shard

[Gargamel]

I once wrote a thread,

About rhymes dancing in my head,

@Castille7 gave it a like,

and now it's like riding a bike,

With a necro of this, we shall go ahead. 

 

[GRS]

I think i understand this thread.

And it's not really that bad.

But I'm busy doing Grand Tour mission.

And i just can't leave it and Move on.

So that i can make it super rad.

[Robonoise]

I tried once to get a mod,

I got a Kerbal named Tod,

It was supposed to add health,

It decided to go with stealth,

And now he’s stuck in a pod.

[StrandedonEarth]

I launched a rocket into the sky.
It went incredibly high
But it hit the ground
At the speed of sound
And broke, which made Jeb cry

Oh wow, I didn't abuse any rhymes that time...

[GRS]

It took quite of an effort...

My Ultimate Challenge didn't end with an abort...

Now @IncongruousGoat sent me to the winner circle...

Hope The Challenge Thread won't be gone in the vicious cycle...

Simone and his friends shall rest...as their conquest will never end...

[FahmiRBLX]

Just had a meal at Jeb's diner,

Which gave me an idea for a new airliner,

But then I have to join the boys talking about new rules and stuff,

And there's some of those that sounds bruh like the Monoprop Motor Puff,

So I just sat there, waiting for things to come to a conclusion,

While thinking about my newest minimalistic design that has a range quite far which then plunged me into confusion.

Edited November 17, 2019 by FahmiRBLXian

[Dman979]

The KSP Limericks thread's dying,
Because users have really stopped trying,
To make meter and time,
Fit into the rhyme,
And their failures have left me here crying!

[Dman979]

As I sit here the night before Christmas,
I must ask my Kerbs for forgiveness.
Because in my haste,
To send them to space,
Most splattered on KSP's isthmus!

[Red Iron Crown]

I used to help out with the forum

To help maintain its decorum

Had to dish out infractions

For all the troll actions

But now I can safely ignore 'em. 

[Dman979]

If you happen to spot an infraction,
Don't give in to overreactions.
Just hit "report,"
And say something short,
And let us take mod'rater action!

[StrandedonEarth]

Val went for a flight with Bill
He said he would give her a thrill
So without any fuss,
They flew to Minmus,
But he just wanted to Kerbflix and chill

[έķ νίĻĻάίή]

When I start to play ksp

I don’t know if you can see

but I just can’t live 

without restock and Gea

Because the default graphics bring tears!

 

[StrandedonEarth]

There once was a kerbal names Wehrner

Who was really a very fast learner  

When the Wheesley was smoking

He gave it a stoking 

And created the first afterburner!

Bonus limerick: working on one set of rhymes begets another!

Bill didn’t think that Jeb was jokin’

When he said that the rocket was smokin’

So he said “Let’s abort”

But Jeb gave a snort

Saying “I meant that it’s fast, not broken!”

 

Edited January 21, 2020 by StrandedonEarth

[ColdJ]

There was a poor Kerbal on Gilly.

That thought it all was quite silly.

He said so to Jeb

Who looked at this thread.

Then revived it cause someone said, "Will He?"

Edited July 22, 2021 by ColdJ

[Stormpilot]

The Kerbal Santa shouted “Hoho”!

Right on top of Moho!

He looked at his radiator

It was gone

Santa Never again shouted Hoho

[ColdJ]

A Kerbal Santa on Moho.

Found trying to leave a big no go.

He scrounged up some parts

And welded with arts.

A giant whopping big PoGo.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

There once was a kerbal stuck on the Mun,

The rescue was coming very soon,

Their ship was destroyed into bits,

The rescue crew were misfits.

Edited July 23, 2021 by Som-Boi_lol

[Dman979]

Whenever I'm writing a limerick,
I make sure to make all the rhymes tick.
Because if they do not
(After much forethought)
They read like you're flying a brick!