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You can teleport an living, adult T-Rex into any location in history...


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  On 7/13/2018 at 7:27 AM, Nivee~ said:

But what does a Gator taste like? :)

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  On 7/13/2018 at 7:32 AM, kerbiloid said:

Like T.Rex, but dirty.

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Short answer, what @kerbiloid said... lol... :sticktongue:

No... it's hard to describe... but last time I had 'gator it had the real dense consistency of something like a shark steak, but tastes more like... catfish??? Maybe??? More gamey, and a little muddy... It's hard to describe....  not bad, but nothing I'd run out and get, either...

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At the Apollo-11 landing site.

"Today we can present you new hi-res photos from the Apollo-11 landing site.
They disprove any lunar conspiracy nonsence.
Here you can see lunar module, astronaut footprints, ... and a T.Rex skeleton..."

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  On 7/21/2018 at 10:19 PM, Lisias said:

And so you would condemn the poor animal to starve to death? ;.;

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I'd teach it to be a vegitarian, then supply it with Alterno Kerbin's endless supply of bioluminescent moss.

See: Project Odyssey by Bob Fitch @Felbourn to you.

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  On 7/22/2018 at 10:13 AM, Lisias said:

Leaving loosing tails everywhere?

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Brontos with gecko genes. 
Eating grass, growing fat tails.

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From time to time T.Rexes say Boo!
A scared bronto drops its tail, containing several tons of delicious meat.
All jungle creatures gather around, have a feast, and say: Thank you, big nice Bronto!
Like milking a cow, but meating a bronto.

So, nobody eats each other, peace and harmony in the world.

Instead of those stupid funs like Jurassic Park.

P.S.
Also due to the gecko genes, bronto will eat mosquitoes. Tons of them.

P.P.S.
Don't let him climb on walls.
The gecko ancestry has some disadvantage.

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