Ask a question, then edit your post to make the answer seem funny.

[Ultimate Steve]

Here is how this works:

1. Answer the question of the post above, pinging the question's author in the process (do not quote them).Your answer may not contain a trace of the original question.
   1. If you quote them, the original post is preserved, which negates the point.
   2. Your answer may not contain a trace of the original question, that negates the point.
   3. Try to make your answer non specific, as it allows greater humor flexibility. Short answers will probably do better.
2. In the same post, ask a new question.
3. Wait for the next person who posts to ping you.
4. Read their answer and think of a question that would make that answer funny/silly.
5. Edit your post and switch the original question for that question.

 

Example:

 

Dave: (insert answer to previous question, insert ping) What is your favorite part in KSP?

Randal: @Dave without a doubt, the terrier engine. What was the cause of your last mission failure?

(Dave then proceeds to edit his post so it asks, instead "Which part is the most useless part in the game?")

Cheryl: @Randal The parachutes didn't work. (Insert next question).

(Randal then proceeds to edit his post so it asks, instead "What is your greatest regret about that time you sent Kerbals into Jool?"

 

So now it reads:

Which part is the most useless part in the game?

Without a doubt, the terrier engine. What is your greatest regret about that time you sent Kerbals into Jool?

The parachutes didn't work.

 

The goal is to make a long string of funny questions and answers you can binge and chuckle at.

 

Try to make the questions/answers KSP related, but if that was a strict rule we would run out of content fairly quickly.

 

I'll start.

 

Do you feel any remorse for stranding your Kerbals on Eve?

 

Edited August 12, 2021 by Ultimate Steve

[Stormpilot]

@Ultimate Steve not much.

How often do you eat Kerbal plushies?

Edited August 12, 2021 by Stormpilot

[Ultimate Steve]

@Stormpilot Very often. I'm actually doing that right now.

Do ship your Kerbals?

Edited August 13, 2021 by Ultimate Steve

[Stormpilot]

@Ultimate SteveYes I do it all the time

How many houses do you blow up a day?

Edited August 13, 2021 by Stormpilot

[Dman979]

@Stormpilot I take somewhere between 48 and 192 steps each day, depending on how many times I go up and down my stairs.

How many times has @Deddly banned you?

Edited August 13, 2021 by Dman979
Question switcharoo.

[Stormpilot]

@Dman979 huh? what? Doesn’t responding to that break forum rules

How long do you sleep each night?

Edited August 13, 2021 by Stormpilot

[Dman979]

@Stormpilot Sleep is for the weak.

 

How much money would it take for you to delete your forum account?

Edited August 13, 2021 by Dman979
Question switcharoo.

[Ultimate Steve]

@Dman979 $36.26 not counting gift cards.

You need a wedding gift for your best friend, but you are broke. What do you get them?

Edited August 13, 2021 by Ultimate Steve

[OrdinaryKerman]

@Ultimate Steve A Type-G (UK-style) plug connected to an iron. Either that or a gray Lego 2x2 brick (with 2 Technic pins) I have inexplicably sitting in a ceramic shoe thing that is probably supposed to be a pencil holder.

How often do you swallow non-food items?

Edited August 13, 2021 by OrdinaryKerman

[Deddly]

@OrdinaryKerman, aside from dust, that never happens.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Edited August 13, 2021 by Deddly
Question switcheroo

[Dman979]

@Deddly mauve.

 

How fast can you throw a baseball?

Edited August 13, 2021 by Dman979
Question switcharoo.

[Stormpilot]

Mach 4.7

How many times do you breath a day?

Edited August 13, 2021 by Stormpilot
Question fixing

[GuessingEveryDay]

*inhales* 3. Sometimes 2, but I don't mind.

[Stormpilot]

Only 2-3 times a day? 
How many emotions do you have?

Spoiler

I am shocked

Edited August 13, 2021 by Stormpilot

[Deddly]

None at all, @Stormpilot

Had there been one at the time, could Ghengis Khan have invaded a Mars base? 

Edited August 13, 2021 by Deddly
Question switcheroo

[Dman979]

@Deddly that depends on how many boards the Mongols would hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored.

 

How many times have you tripped and smacked your head in the past 15 minutes?

Edited August 13, 2021 by Dman979
Question switcharoo.

[Spaceman.Spiff]

@Dman979 Probably 100 now

What do you think of conspiracy theories?

 

Edited August 13, 2021 by Spaceman.Spiff

[GuessingEveryDay]

If you mean the government drones, then the Peregrine Falcon.

VVA-14 if you mean the plane.

Where did you find your girlfriend?

Edited August 13, 2021 by GuessingEveryDay
Question Switcheroo!

[Stormpilot]

@GuessingEveryDay KSP forums and YouTube.

What is the worst quote ever?

Edited August 13, 2021 by Stormpilot

[Dman979]

@Stormpilot "I know nothing!" - Sgt. Schultz

 

Would you rather have market stock in Apple or own a market that stocks apples?

Edited August 14, 2021 by Dman979
Question switcharoo.

[Stormpilot]

@Dman979 The latter over the former.

where do you stash annoying family members?

Edited August 13, 2021 by Stormpilot

[Spaceman.Spiff]

A pretty elliptical orbit

How many days of Christmas are there?

Edited August 13, 2021 by Spaceman.Spiff

[Stormpilot]

@Spaceman.Spiff 13

What is the worst movie ever?

Edited August 14, 2021 by Stormpilot

[Ultimate Steve]

@Stormpilot Definitely not Boss Baby.

You have been tasked with finding a more ethical method of execution. What do you decide on using?

Edited August 13, 2021 by Ultimate Steve

[Lewie]

Roller coasters, of course!

What do you think of fortnite’s community?